Posted on 10/19/2016 4:37:26 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
An Amherst Junction woman has been charged with disorderly conduct after allegedly smearing peanut butter on several vehicles parked outside what she mistakenly thought was a Donald Trump rally.
Christina Ferguson, 32, was arrested on Oct. 17 after disrupting what was actually a meeting of the Tomorrow River Conservation Club.
According to the complaint, Ferguson entered the meeting, which was being held on the 3900 block of Second St. in Amherst Junction, at about 9:30 PM on Monday, holding a jar of peanut butter and yelling at the club members about how much she hated the presidential candidate.
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Peanut butter? Why peanut butter? Why not spray paint or poop?
At least it was low sodium!
Hmm... Appears to be a Standard Cyberdyne Systems Liberal Model 101(F) Psychotic B*tch, 1984 issue.
Clearly, this one is equipped with the “Trigger Switch” (see that little red spot on the chin? That’s the implant...). Programmed to go from zero to completely deranged at the merest mention of anything that disagrees with her mental world view.
They made a bunch of these back in the 80’s, but there was a recall... the lower serial number ones always were a bit twitchy. A lot of them are imploding right now.
I wonder if she drives a Subaru?
Looks like Hands from 24
Bought it all with EBT card no doubt. Peanut butter isnt cheap. Was it organic natural??
After reading the “violent ideologies” article I’m sure he did NOT have this honorable broad in mind.
Around here, that would catch the attention of bears.
AWARD AWARDED
for one of the Bestest, Funniest threads
of the Best Election EVA.
Still laughing at peanut butter liberals. Lock her up!
Dems with peanut butter. That’s SO 1976. She’s pretty far north for a Wisconsin wackadoo, must have gone to college in Madison.
Shame on you for talking back to someone holier than thou.
“:^)
Hello Brandi. This is my neck of the woods. Any relation to Chuck?
Ah yes. C ration peanut butter with the oil on top. It wouldn’t spread even in 105 degrees in Georgia.
Haha!
From the look of her nose, she probably tried the same thing once before and got caught in the act! And judging by the blue flannel shirt, she plays for the other team, so Laz won’t hit it, but Hillary might!;)
So she smears PB over cars belonging to members of a Conservation Club, thinking they are rallying for Trump, when in fact they’re probably 100 miles left of left! LMAO!!!! they really have a golden moment here to evaluate their politics....you most CERTAINLY can be conservative AND want to conserve the environment!
.218?
That IS pretty hammered, so I vote for drunken meth head.
Peanut butter?
Now she is in a jam.
Definitely in the No Go Zone ...
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