Posted on 09/30/2016 10:15:18 AM PDT by Altura Ct.
When future generations read about the Great Gender Pronoun Wars of the early twenty-first century, they will most certainly learn of Grant Strobl a noble and mighty king.
His Majesty is an unlikely title for a 21-year-old political science major from Grosse Pointe, Michigan.
In less than 24-hours, the brave conservative single-handedly defeated an army of gender neutral activists at the University of Michigan.
Think David versus a gender confused Goliath.
The University of Michigan recently announced a new initiative to allow students to select their preferred gender pronouns through an online service.
It was designed as a way to help professors tell the difference between the guys and the gals and the zis and the zirs.
Asking about and correctly using someones designated pronoun is one of the most basic ways to show your respect for their identity and to cultivate an environment that respects all gender identities, wrote Provost Martha Pollack in an email to students and faculty.
Its all part of the universitys effort to foster an environment of inclusiveness.
The university actually created a pronoun committee to ensure that faculty members play a vital role in ensuring all of our community feels valued, respected and included.
It was in that spirit of inclusivity that Grant decided to have a bit of fun. He logged into the universitys computer system, clicked on the Gender Identity Tab and promptly declared his new designated pronoun.
You could put anything you wanted into the system, Grant told me. So I did.
And so it was in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Sixteen that Grant Strobl came to be known as His Majesty Noble Ruler of the Wolverines.
Yes, good readers Grant Strobl changed his designated pronoun to His Majesty.
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I have chosen MY gender pronoun. It is MASTER!
Dibs on “He Who Must Not Be Named” and “You know who”
I already claimed “super badass” in a thread yesterday.
Here’s a better one:
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.
Oooo, oooo, I suggest Major Wang...Long Dong...Sum Ting Wong...Ho Lee Fuk...
Two can play at this game...
Are the Its clamoring for recognition yet? Or the Theys for multiple personality disorders? Or how about the Thems for the deplorables? Or the Those for the Christians?
I shall henceforth be known as “God Emperor of Dune”. The spice must flow!
I think you just micro aggressed someone.
N-o-o-o (shakes head) fairly sure I haven’t.
You need to add “and holder of the highest score in Super Mario Brothers.”
The mistress, maybe? Or the slave?
How about “Supreme Commander of the Universe.”
I gotta go watch it again to find my next line. :-)
The only thing I am fairly sure of is that "I am Groot" is probably not it.
Queen of the Scandal, the Rodham, and the First Man
Lady Repugnant of the G7
Protector of the Realmedia
H of the Great Hacked Server
Breaker of diplomacy
Mother of Benghazi
Queen of Morons
With little dragons whispering in her ear.
Depends on how you say it. :-)
I be “lord”
Joshua Norton of 19th century San Francisco styled himself ‘Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico’. Hard to top that.
“Master” would also work (but provoke much more outrage).
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