Here’s a better one:
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.
You need to add “and holder of the highest score in Super Mario Brothers.”
That’s who I was semi-mocking with mine.