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Hillary book getting bombed on Amazon--Hilarious reviews.
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Posted on 09/16/2016 8:30:48 PM PDT by moonhawk

"...1.0 out of 5 starsUnbelievable turn of events.......... By Daniel B. on September 14, 2016 Format: Paperback I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read. Then I had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard's eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it's a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes - and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn't figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway..."

(Excerpt) Read more at amazon.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: amazon; book; bookreview; clinton; hillary
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To: 867V309

This book is a huge disappointment, much like HRC herself. I’m pretty sure my intelligence dropped slightly just from having considered reading it.


41 posted on 09/16/2016 9:06:23 PM PDT by Gasshog (Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
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To: TomGuy

Poor Huma. She put so much work into that book!


42 posted on 09/16/2016 9:07:25 PM PDT by dowcaet (.)
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To: moonhawk
screen cap of customer ratings and the first review ... classic


43 posted on 09/16/2016 9:09:30 PM PDT by tinyowl (A equals A)
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To: moonhawk

Saw Hillary showing this book and I bought it immediately. I wanted to know more about her platform and this was a good way to do it.

A better way to learn about her platform would be to lie down on your back and let someone wearing combat boots stomp on your face for a couple of hours.


44 posted on 09/16/2016 9:11:30 PM PDT by Gasshog (Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
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To: Gasshog

“This book is a huge disappointment, much like HRC herself.”


I think the fact that bezoar and amazon aren’t even trying to censor this “deplorable disruption” says it all. It’s over.


45 posted on 09/16/2016 9:11:59 PM PDT by 867V309 (Lock Her Up)
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To: moonhawk
Amazon recommended Hillbilly Elegy to me given my recent browsing history, i.e. the comments on Hillary's book.

Gotta love those 'bots!

46 posted on 09/16/2016 9:12:05 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: moonhawk

Amazing book by an amazing woman who has dedicated her life to public service.

I’d dedicate my life to public service too if it meant i could wind up with a quarter of a billion dollars and never have an actual job.


47 posted on 09/16/2016 9:13:56 PM PDT by Gasshog (Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
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To: moonhawk

One comment said she got an $8 million advance and the book has sold 8,000 copies.

At that rate, the publisher is losing about $989.03 per copy.

That publisher must be using Common Core Math.


48 posted on 09/16/2016 9:14:27 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: moonhawk

The reviews are very witty! Looks like they are ALL deplorable.


49 posted on 09/16/2016 9:15:30 PM PDT by sockhead
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To: ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton

“I tried to use the free audible version but all I could hear was coughing. I’d like my money back.”


50 posted on 09/16/2016 9:16:02 PM PDT by unsycophant
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To: who_would_fardels_bear

You can’t write a fairytale for the future when the past is littered with corruption, bribes, and body bags.


51 posted on 09/16/2016 9:17:16 PM PDT by Gasshog (Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
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To: moonhawk

Perhaps, finally American’s are becoming numb to BS.


52 posted on 09/16/2016 9:19:15 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (America IS sick, and tired of the Clintons. It's time to say goodbye.)
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To: moonhawk

More people have read the comments than have read the book.


53 posted on 09/16/2016 9:19:46 PM PDT by Personal Responsibility (We need a separation of press and state!)
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To: moonhawk

If you don’t know Hillary Clinton or understand her policies, I strongly suggest you read this book.

She is a paranoid criminal. How could her policies possibly be good for the USA. This country was built by far greater people than she ever will be. She should be in prison


54 posted on 09/16/2016 9:20:13 PM PDT by Gasshog (Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
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To: moonhawk

A laundry list of goodies that Hillary wants the government to give to us is not, in fact, a book on policy. One of the candidates has a plan for being president and has presented real policy statements. The other candidate is going after the vote of people who believe the president is the country’s biggest sugar daddy.


55 posted on 09/16/2016 9:23:27 PM PDT by Gasshog (Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
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To: Gasshog

If Hillary’s life is a fairy tale, someone needs to break it to her that she’s the ogress.


56 posted on 09/16/2016 9:23:50 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: moonhawk
Warning

Do not drink anything while reading these reviews.

You will be choking from laughing uncontrollable .

Freeze this review section before it's destroy by Dr Evil aka Bezos .

57 posted on 09/16/2016 9:23:51 PM PDT by ncalburt
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To: Personal Responsibility

The choices in the 2016 Election Year have never been clearer. Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine have outlined a very extensive agenda that will help make a ‘Great America’ even more accessible to all citizens

You sound brain dead. You must be a progressive democrat.


58 posted on 09/16/2016 9:25:37 PM PDT by Gasshog (Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
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To: moonhawk

Bezos isn’t making a killing on Hillary’s tome.

My Prime Membership pays for other things I need, anyway.


59 posted on 09/16/2016 9:28:52 PM PDT by goldstategop ((In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever))
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To: moonhawk; ExTexasRedhead

“Stronger Together”

That would be a prune danish with a kaopectate chaser!

These two worthless turds “wrote a book?” When did the find the time what with having to sit around and see out to dovetail the next lies into the one’s they’ve already told? I find it hard to believe that they wrote this $hit!


60 posted on 09/16/2016 9:29:01 PM PDT by vette6387
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