Posted on 09/16/2016 8:30:48 PM PDT by moonhawk
"...1.0 out of 5 starsUnbelievable turn of events.......... By Daniel B. on September 14, 2016 Format: Paperback I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read. Then I had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard's eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it's a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes - and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn't figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway..."
(Excerpt) Read more at amazon.com ...
My husband and I were ready to go to bed when we saw this thread. I have a ‘hobby’ of reading Amazon reviews, so I was very interested.
Now we’re laughing so hard that I’m not sure we’ll be able to sleep. (Husband is still cracking up over the ‘lost shoe’ review ;-)
Good Job, OP!
-JT
Crap, that’s funny
1.0 out of 5 stars
Health Warning!
Pre-ordered an autographed copy but had to return it after this week’s announcement as I was worried it was contaminated with pneumonia bacteria
I found this book to be absolutely wonderful. Yours truly, Lucifer.
My only disappointment with this book is that it ended before Batman showed up to haul her to jail.
The most excellent toilet paper ever!
46 pages of reviews. There’s probably more people posting hilarious fake reviews than the amount of people who actually did buy the book!
What a horrible book. I got brain damage after 4 pages and lost my shoe
See all 390 critical reviews›
Gotta love that dry wit!
I doubt Hillary even knows what is actually in the book, because it was likely written by ghost writers.
BTT just got done reading about 12 page of reviews. Hilarious. Hope Hillary is reading them too.
Oh man! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!
I would not expect that there is a large audience for this book as many of Hillary’s supporters are either, not used to reading in English, can’t read at an 8th grade level, or broke. Maybe if they could use food stamps to feed their brain? And for the college educated supporters, I haven’t heard much data driven arguments from them, just stuff like she’s a woman, DJT sucks, and doesn’t she deserve it after all she has had to put up with so why read more.
“I found this book to be absolutely wonderful. Yours truly, Lucifer.”
Some of the positive reviews are very good. Scroll down and open the reviews for those.
Just read 3 pages of reviews, and laughed so hard I seized up and had to be whisked off to my daughter’s apartment/medical treatment center.
bttt
America has spoken.
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