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Hillary to Drop Out! (FReepathon Satire)
personal | 30 aug 16 | xzins

Posted on 08/30/2016 11:47:37 AM PDT by xzins

Hillary Clinton has announced that she is dropping out of Free Republic, the online website for conservative discussion.

Known by her handle, hilLIARy, Clinton has braved the heat at Free Republic up until this recent freep-a-thon.

"I couldn't take it, anymore." She said. "People just kept giving and giving, donating and donating, and I was there to troll them into not donating. It was so disheartening."

Asked about accomplices, Hillary pointed to a solid cadre of Republicans who are siding with her in the nevertrump and antitrump movement. "They've been my friends for years. Bill and I have partied with them for forever. They're doing all they can, but those Freepers just won't be deterred. They just keep donating!"

Clinton then laughed. "They think they can beat me, Barry, Bill, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, CNBC, FOX, MSNBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, All the polling firms, the AP, UPI, & Reuters, and the entire entertainment industry? They are mistaken. We control the minds of America. They WILL surrender!"

Asked for comment, one freeper succinctly stated: "Donate or lose your voice! Donate or let her win!"



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To: Cheerio

The globalists own even Mrs. Clinton.


21 posted on 08/31/2016 10:06:41 AM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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To: Jim 0216

Hillary dropping out would be horrible news. Kaine or Biden would be a much stronger candidate.


22 posted on 08/31/2016 3:30:30 PM PDT by Impy (Never Shillery, Never Schumer, Never Pelosi)
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To: xzins

Love your graphic!

I’m hoping the witch will drop out.


23 posted on 08/31/2016 4:11:24 PM PDT by Daffynition (*If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?*~ Gene Wilder)
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To: Impy

I’ll be glad if/when Hillary drops out and have more faith that Trump will beat whoever they prop up there.


24 posted on 08/31/2016 4:20:26 PM PDT by Jim W N
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To: xzins
I don't know which would please me more, if she drops out before the election, or if she gets her azz kicked and loses big time.

I guess losing to Trump would make me happier!

25 posted on 08/31/2016 4:27:54 PM PDT by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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