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Posted on 08/30/2016 11:47:37 AM PDT by xzins
Hillary Clinton has announced that she is dropping out of Free Republic, the online website for conservative discussion.
Known by her handle, hilLIARy, Clinton has braved the heat at Free Republic up until this recent freep-a-thon.
"I couldn't take it, anymore." She said. "People just kept giving and giving, donating and donating, and I was there to troll them into not donating. It was so disheartening."
Asked about accomplices, Hillary pointed to a solid cadre of Republicans who are siding with her in the nevertrump and antitrump movement. "They've been my friends for years. Bill and I have partied with them for forever. They're doing all they can, but those Freepers just won't be deterred. They just keep donating!"
Clinton then laughed. "They think they can beat me, Barry, Bill, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, CNBC, FOX, MSNBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, All the polling firms, the AP, UPI, & Reuters, and the entire entertainment industry? They are mistaken. We control the minds of America. They WILL surrender!"
Asked for comment, one freeper succinctly stated: "Donate or lose your voice! Donate or let her win!"
Donate.
Don’t give up your only voice, Free Republic.
Hillary dropped out the night of the Convention
And soon, real life will imitate satirical art...
Well done.
(Already a Monthly...)
Thank you very much, xzins!! Trump for president; Hillary for prison!!
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At this point, what difference does it make?
I think Ben Ghazzi will be next to go.
Tick off Mrs. Bill Clinton, Barry, Bill, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, CNBC, FOX, MSNBC, etc.
It'll make you feel good!
Bumped, Donated, Voted (in Florida)
Please don’t EVER do that again! (Not that it won’t be good news, but my heart ain’t what it used to be.)
Outstanding
Take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.
:?)
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Something is wrong with her health, in my opinion. If she falls behind badly, they will have options:
1. Biden (as you say)
2. Claim the Russians changed the results if Trump wins
3. Change the results themselves under the ruse of protecting from the Russians
I know this is satire, but the only way she drops out is if she drops dead.
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