“We have learned that chemistry is not an exact science,” Olympic spokesman Mario Andrada said, via the Associated Press.It's sad that we can put a man on the moon but we are unable to get rid of fart smelling swimming pools.
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08/12/2016 1:45:03 PM PDT by
PROCON
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To: PROCON
Just like the pool at my high-school.
To: PROCON
The Sun has helpfully ruled out “excessive pee” as a potential source of the change
O Rly?
3 posted on
08/12/2016 1:46:35 PM PDT by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: PROCON
Algae can be a problem, but not impossible. Even the dumbest pool guy can clear one up pronto!
This sounds like some effluent has bee substituted for potable water!.............
5 posted on
08/12/2016 1:47:31 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Make America AMERICA again!.........................)
To: PROCON
Makes me wonder how much money was given to buy those Olympics in Rio. Had to be a massive wad of cash.
6 posted on
08/12/2016 1:47:32 PM PDT by
ColdOne
(poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~)
To: PROCON
Brazilians did NOT put a man on the moon. To my knowledge.
To: PROCON
I would wager that there is a perfectly justifiable reason why the swimming pool smells like $hit.
9 posted on
08/12/2016 1:47:42 PM PDT by
Delta 21
(Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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I always look for these ‘green fart-smelling’ water stories, but you two always beat me to them.
“:^)
10 posted on
08/12/2016 1:47:47 PM PDT by
DoughtyOne
(He wins & we do, our nation does, the world does. It's morning in America again. You are living it!)
To: PROCON
Makes ‘em swim faster.
Or at least get out of the pool faster.
11 posted on
08/12/2016 1:48:45 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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I read that they said MAYBE the problem was they didn’t have the CHLORINE levels correct.
There is no MAYBE about it. Funny how 16 year old boys working at summer pools can get the CHLORINE levels correct.
MAYBE they bought their CHLORINE from CHINA.
12 posted on
08/12/2016 1:49:50 PM PDT by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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“Hey I have a great idea, let’s award the Olympic Games to a Third-World country, it will be great....What could possibly go wrong?”
13 posted on
08/12/2016 1:50:09 PM PDT by
dfwgator
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“The whole building smelled like a fart.”
17 posted on
08/12/2016 1:51:23 PM PDT by
ichabod1
(Make America Normal Again)
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“Damnit, Jake! You laid out the lane markers in the sewage lagoon again!”
19 posted on
08/12/2016 1:51:54 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: PROCON
If the green pool self identifies as blue, can they start diving again?
22 posted on
08/12/2016 1:53:09 PM PDT by
lacrew
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24 posted on
08/12/2016 1:53:52 PM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: PROCON
“We have learned that chemistry is not an exact science,” Olympic spokesman Mario Andrada said... Um, well, with respect, yes it is. It's a little disturbing that no one appears to be capable of testing what's in it. You might start with Vibrio cholerae and work down from there...
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I would not be surprised if the chemicals used are fake, sold to the Olympics at a high cost, of they managed to plumb the pool water lines to the toilets.
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This reminds me of an old SNL skit from the ‘80s, title “The Bean Cafe”. One of the lines referred to a swimmer, who would’ve been even faster if he’d had a big bowl of beans - “...shoot through the water like a torpedo...”.
33 posted on
08/12/2016 1:57:12 PM PDT by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: PROCON
I’m good with green, but I draw the line at ‘fart smelling.’ :^)
35 posted on
08/12/2016 1:58:00 PM PDT by
heterosupremacist
(("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson))
To: PROCON
At the Olympics?
This is truly ridiculous.
41 posted on
08/12/2016 1:59:36 PM PDT by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
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