[Timpanagos1]

Now, we need to get the world to ban the playing of Stairway to Heaven.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I vote for also banning, ‘Dream On’ by Aerosmith and, ‘The Pina Colada Song’, too!

However, NO Van Halen songs should EVER be banned, and every angst-riddled teenager MUST listen to, ‘Love Hurts’ by Nazareth on a daily basis.

The world would be a much better place, all the way around! :)

[pepsi_junkie]

Now, we need to get the world to ban the playing of Stairway to Heaven.

Here's the way to get the leftists to add it to their "ban" list:

• Stairway to Heaven discusses heaven.
• Heaven is a religious construct.
• Religion cannot be discussed in publicly funded spaces
• Therefore it must be banned in all national parks, govt buildings, etc.
• Also religion is offensive and non-inclusive to gays.
• Playing "Stairway to Heaven" is therefore a hate crime.
• It must also therefore be banned from all public spaces.
• "Led Zeppelin" indicates the possible use of lead, a known poison. OSHA regulations would prevent the playing of Stairway to Heaven in the workplace for worker safety
• "Stairway to Heaven" must be also be regulated by the EPA
• Some may choose to still listen to this hateful and poisonous song but their insurance rates will necessarily skyrocket due to the dangers to themselves and society.

There you go, banned in public spaces, banned in private workplaces, regulated, taxed, and fined. After a few months, the leftists offer the finishing blow: Ban!

It's how they do things.

[mumblypeg]

“Now we need to get the world to ban the playing of Stairway to Heaven.”

Agreed. Way overplayed.
I was bar tending my way thru college when one night a guy came in and played it on the jukebox, over and over for two hours, while nursing one beer, and almost everybody else cleared out.
Finally the guy stands up, reaches in his pocket, and pulls out a ten and a two one dollar bills. He says, “Gimme another beer and a roll of quarters for the jukebox.”
I pulled out my billy club and slammed it down on his money, WHAP!, and told him, “Get outta my bar. Now.”

That song, along with “You’re So Vain” and pretty much anything by the Doobie Brothers or the BeeGees will make me turn off the radio to this day.