Posted on 05/17/2016 2:03:21 PM PDT by Eroteme
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San Diego International Airport is sending in clowns from the Fern Street Circus to tickle the passengers funny bones, NBC reported.
They are creating content inspired by the traveler experience, so they will constantly be visible, trying out new ideas and interacting with passengers, said airport spokesman Jonathan Heller. We certainly think they will be at the checkpoints often, as people waiting in line are a great audience for them!
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And what a fine idea it is, too. The one thing Americans fear more than a terrorist attack is ....wait for it...clowns.
Clowns and ponies at security checks. What could go wrong?
Bread and circuses
Some people HATE clowns.
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we stopped flying when the first Federal Gropers were deployed
(and they miss 97% of bombs in carry=on luggage, anyway)
they’re both useless and a terrible deprivation of our liberty
there are ways to reduce bomb threats, TSA has proven its not one of them
We are governed by mentally deficient people.They seem to delight in pissing us off.
Those effin ponies and clowns would not escape my verbal wrath.
Scrooge all that— shorten the lines and get us on the damn planes. We can pet the cats and dogs when we get home.
The LAST thing San Diego Airport needs is more stuff in it.
Poorly designed for modern TSA
Hope I never have to use it again.
Send in the clowns.
Wait. They already run the place.
You couldn’t make this stuff up. Un fn real. Just like hitler.......sweet nice van playing happy music driving down the road, meanwhile killing.
Those crowded lines of people in the unsecured areas of the airport are tempting targets for terrorists. They don’t have to get a bomb on an airplane in order to kill hundreds of travelers.
Topless or scantily clad Waitresses bringing Cold Beers to folks would work much better
Interestingly, 'bringing in ponies and clowns' was apparently also Obama's plan for staffing his Cabinet positions...
Great. I’m in a 3 hour line, the last thing I want is clown screwing around with me. This is a step above Venezuela.
Who is paying for this cr8p? I think I have a good guess.
And who in the hell is paying for this crap?
How many of those who miss their flights will be laughing?
Jeb Bush and the GOPe are showing up at airports to ease traveler fury?
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