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I've long known TSA was a dog and pony show. I was wrong. It's a clown and pony show.

And what a fine idea it is, too. The one thing Americans fear more than a terrorist attack is ....wait for it...clowns.

Clowns and ponies at security checks. What could go wrong?

1 posted on 05/17/2016 2:03:21 PM PDT by Eroteme
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Bread and circuses


2 posted on 05/17/2016 2:05:37 PM PDT by scottinoc
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Some people HATE clowns.

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3 posted on 05/17/2016 2:05:39 PM PDT by Mears
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we stopped flying when the first Federal Gropers were deployed

(and they miss 97% of bombs in carry=on luggage, anyway)

they’re both useless and a terrible deprivation of our liberty

there are ways to reduce bomb threats, TSA has proven its not one of them


4 posted on 05/17/2016 2:06:05 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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We are governed by mentally deficient people.They seem to delight in pissing us off.


5 posted on 05/17/2016 2:06:16 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (Never be more than two steps away from your weapon.)
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Those effin ponies and clowns would not escape my verbal wrath.


6 posted on 05/17/2016 2:06:22 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (The most vocal supporters of a good con man are the victims.)
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Scrooge all that— shorten the lines and get us on the damn planes. We can pet the cats and dogs when we get home.


7 posted on 05/17/2016 2:06:31 PM PDT by tflabo (truth or tyrrany)
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The LAST thing San Diego Airport needs is more stuff in it.
Poorly designed for modern TSA
Hope I never have to use it again.


8 posted on 05/17/2016 2:07:54 PM PDT by Zathras
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You couldn’t make this stuff up. Un fn real. Just like hitler.......sweet nice van playing happy music driving down the road, meanwhile killing.


10 posted on 05/17/2016 2:09:49 PM PDT by ColdOne (poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 HillaryForPrison2016)
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Those crowded lines of people in the unsecured areas of the airport are tempting targets for terrorists. They don’t have to get a bomb on an airplane in order to kill hundreds of travelers.


11 posted on 05/17/2016 2:10:13 PM PDT by forgotten man
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Topless or scantily clad Waitresses bringing Cold Beers to folks would work much better


12 posted on 05/17/2016 2:10:35 PM PDT by eyeamok
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Packed Airports Bring in Ponies and Clowns to Ease Traveler Fury

Interestingly, 'bringing in ponies and clowns' was apparently also Obama's plan for staffing his Cabinet positions...

13 posted on 05/17/2016 2:10:56 PM PDT by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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Great. I’m in a 3 hour line, the last thing I want is clown screwing around with me. This is a step above Venezuela.


15 posted on 05/17/2016 2:11:44 PM PDT by DesertRhino ("I want those feeble minded asses overthrown,,,)
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Who is paying for this cr8p? I think I have a good guess.


16 posted on 05/17/2016 2:12:11 PM PDT by ColdOne (poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 HillaryForPrison2016)
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And who in the hell is paying for this crap?


17 posted on 05/17/2016 2:12:27 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (<<<<<<< he no longer IS my 'teddy bear'.)
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18 posted on 05/17/2016 2:12:30 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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How many of those who miss their flights will be laughing?


19 posted on 05/17/2016 2:12:37 PM PDT by Jeff Head (Semper Fidelis - Molon Labe - Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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Jeb Bush and the GOPe are showing up at airports to ease traveler fury?


20 posted on 05/17/2016 2:13:18 PM PDT by PJBankard
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bring in ponies and clowns...

It worked for the White House.
25 posted on 05/17/2016 2:17:50 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: Eroteme; Larry Lucido; cripplecreek; Red in Blue PA; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; KC_Lion; ...

"OK, so I don't know who Bozo is, so what?"

26 posted on 05/17/2016 2:17:56 PM PDT by PROCON
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When I was a kid, I hated anyone who had a pony.

(disclaimer: I had a pony. He was great btw)


27 posted on 05/17/2016 2:19:03 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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