"Jeb was a good boy. Started cutting his own bread at age 25. And he always listened to
his momma ... (except when I told him not to run for POTUS!)
Posted on 02/09/2016 10:07:41 AM PST by nikos1121
I have to post this.
Did anyone see this, this AM on F & Fs around 7am?
I couldn't believe it.
Ok...I'm watching these people being interviewed up there, and I'm amazed at the number of people THAT ARE UNDECIDED! I mean this one guy says,:
"Yeah, I'm just not quite sure. I guess it will come to when I finally get in there and actually vote, when I'll make my mind up."
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot!!!! Are you kidding me?
We had early voting here in GA. I went down there at around 7:30. Fair number of folks there. This woman could see I was inpatient as I forgot to sign my name at the bottom and she calls me back.
"I said, I'm sorry, I can't wait to get in there and vote!!!!!"
I mean I'm in an out of there like in five seconds.
I voted for Trump!!!!
So, I'm thinking, okay. F & Fs are interviewing ALL the candidates in this tiny diner, which is like a tradition. Let's pretend that I haven't made my mind up, and I'm going to have one last look at all of them before I vote.
So, here comes Jeb Bush to begin with.
These interviewers are savage.
Poor guy sits down, and they show this clip of Trump saying in that blunt New York drawl:
"If Jeb Bush didn't work for the gov't NOBODY would hire this guy to do anything!"
I mean, talk about causing him indigestion. Poor guy goes in there to have the nice Old Fashion New England breakfast. Can't recall what he was wearing, certainly not the suit and tie like Trump, and he gets SLAMMED by Doocy or the other guy.
But, I must say, he recovers and says, "Well I'm not interviewing for a job with one of Donald Trump's companies."
Then he goes on says, "I've been rather good in gov't as a governor etc. etc."
And I'm thinking, you know maybe this guy is all right. He's level headed...he's steady... etc.
And then his food his served...
He's got that Young Paul Bunyan look on his face, about to go out and chop a cord of wood.
"Good ole New England breakfast!!! That's what I like!"
Camera hones down to it, ham eggs toast...and...and...and..
He separates the edges of the bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He separated the friggin' edges of the bread right before the interviewer's eyes.
The guy says incredulously; "You, take the edges off your toast?"
Bush could have said, "Yeah, the soy bean oil on the crust is not good." or "Just an old Bush habit." or "Haha, I guess I do..." or, "I'm watching the carbs."
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no! He gives that POS politically correct BS answer that ONLY a nerd politician would give...
"Yeah, I'm STARTING my paleo diet."
And he was serious!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMPAO!!!!! and I mean it!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, what they should have done at that point is show an Archive clip of Trump in a tux carving into the "middle" of blood rare 42 oz humungous Rib Eye, and then pan back to Jeb cutting his entire flank steak into little iddy bitty bite size pieces...
Hey, Sununu! That's your boy....That's almost as bad as Dukakis in the tank or Kerry in the Nasa suit
Bushes can afford to waste food. Let them eat crusts.
Unfortunately, I think we are all at times low informational voters, so it comes down to that Kodak moment of a Dukakis in the army tank... or Kerry taking a fall sail surfing...to sway our vote.
All the candidates, frankly are good people and head’s above what the other side has, but it’s images like this that stick with “many” people.
Like Spiro Agnew while sitting, creasing his slacks during an interview. No big deal, but the interviewer honed in on him doing that.
Does it have something to do with the soy bean in the crust?
You made my day!! My face hurts from laughing!!
GO TRUMP!!!
"Jeb was a good boy. Started cutting his own bread at age 25. And he always listened to
his momma ... (except when I told him not to run for POTUS!)
I think he was busted... and the only way he could recover was to give the politically correct answer.
Maybe I’m the nerd, but the interviewer picked up on it. I actually didn’t pay attention to it. Looked he, at first, was just breaking his toast, which you should do, but know he was pulling off the edges all away around.
And Marines also don’t peel a boiled egg - they eat the whole thing. Lots of calcium in the shell.
Real men eat WONDER BREAD not that seven different grain crap.
I bet you were laughing when you wrote that.
Although I never met your Mom, I think I really like the way she handled things!
Memories!!
“Trump gets one of those State Fair Pork Chops on a stick, takes one bite and tosses it.”
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!
Uuuuuuhhhhh, you sure?
My brother cuts the edges off his french toast as well, for some reason which I haven’t been able to get out of him. He also cuts the ends off of Little Smokies sausages, which doesn’t leave much remaining meat. Wierd.
“My Mother looks at me like I’m about to get smacked and says “eat your toast, all of itâ€, I’m not your Servant!
She was pissed, but she never liked my Aunt anyway. LOL”
God, I’m starting to cry at the rest of these posts here. We’re mean.
Poor, Jeb. Guy can’t get a break.
Trump is going to be sorry if he quits the race. He won’t have this whipping boy there for him.
Did anyone see the SNL thing with the guys doing Trump and Bush at a debate... and they get into it, and the guy doing Trump says, “Yesh you’re real tough, Jeb, you pee sitting down.”
You have ESP! Way cool.
You know what would be the absolute funniest thing? Is if this is moved over to the side bar! hahahaha
I’m surprised that JEB! Didn’t send the toast back because it wasn’t cut into triangles. You know, like the butler served it.
I saw the interview with the undecided guy.
He won’t know who he’ll vote for until he gets in the booth.
What a maroon.
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