Pentagon Ordered to Address ‘Climate Change’

Washington Free Beacon ^ | 01/19/16 | Adam Kredo

[I want the USA back]

Muzliym outreach, climate change, LGBT visibility. What happened to military preparedness?

[nickcarraway]

I think they should fire missiles at it.

[mulligan]

Pure stupidity to comment on something that does not exist.

[tet68]

Lord help us.
We’re not in Sparta any more.

[kjam22]

Good thing I’m not a General. I’d send them back a plan to threaten and then NUKE the sun if it didn’t quit getting hotter.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Address it?

From behind, your Majesty ?

[bert]

since the climate change madness emanates from the White House it should be cleared and then the CC problem will be gone

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I wonder what ISIS is doing to address “climate change?”

[eyedigress]

Damn, Bambi’s Czars are going full tilt.

Wipe out DC breathing and Climate Change is solved.

[kjam22]

Step 1: Calculate how many nukes we could drop on the middle east and achieve the right amount of dust cover to lower the global temp 2 degrees.

Step 2: Develop list of targets

Step 3: Execute plan

[knarf]

Dear Climate Change,

How are you ?

We're fine.

Sincerely,

The Pentagon

[Nachum]

The list, Ping

Let me know if you would like to be on or off the ping list

http://www.nachumlist.com/

[Trillian]

Climate Change
C/O The Sun
Milky Way, Galaxy
The Universe

Dear Climate Change,
Stop bein’ so naughty and unpredictable.

XOXO,

The Gobment.

PS: Get hotter so the masses believe us.

[Army Air Corps]

Industrial Strength Stupidity - Now with extra Bulls**t.

[DeFault User]

Is addressing climate change the same as......?

Hello, ball!

[biff]

Maybe they want to put catalytic converters on the Abrahams tanks?

[Red Badger]

Pentagon Ordered to Address ‘Climate Change’

"Good morning, Climate Change! How are you sir?" Mission accomplished....................

[Red Badger]

GMTA!....................

[TexasCajun]

If Moochelle Obama would just stop straightening her hair, the carbon savings would furnish Leonardo DiCaprio's home for a whole year.