Our dear illiberal liberals loyally embrace a morality problem.
And make an utter hash out of it.
Maybe the idea is to reduce it to such a joke that everybody laughs off the notion of such trysts. Jane: Jimmy, do you want to ___ ? Jimmy: You mean like I just told them I had done 500 times last summer? That? Jane: Jimmy, you’re so funny. Let’s just go to a movie.
Can’t work any WORSE than these illiberal liberals’ notions.
Maybe I missed it, but what is the supposed “point” of this exercise?
I would write a note at the top of the questionnaire warning that all of my answers would be lies. I would justify it by saying that I was informed by a previous President that there was nothing wrong with lying about sex.
Imagine if the questions were answered thusly:
Name: Mohammed Achmed Mohamid
1) What percentage of your peers do you think has sex (including oral) at least once a month?
All of the women in my class have sex all the time because they are infidel sluts.
2) How many times have you had sex (including oral) in the last three months?
I have raped over 100 kafir women with my fellow friends most the time after Friday services at the mosque, how convenient that the infidel whores like to go on the town Friday nights after we point our butts towards mecca and bray to our moon god.
3) With how many different people have you had sex (including oral) in the last three months?
Many different Kafir Infidel Sluts, but I am confused because you ask “With how many different people have you had sex”, does that include my fellow righteous Islamic warriors when we form a “Taharrush” group and engage in the rape of the Infidel. Do i need to include Mohammed Hussein, Hussein Mohammed, and my other good friend Husein Mohammed Husein? Also just a side question, do goats count as people?
“Well ma’am, it all started when your naked mother walked in wearing a pair of combat boots and carrying a bucket of Mazola.....”
It would be fun to see what they did if you said “Virgin”
Hook you up to a lie detector?
Hand you a box of condoms and tell you to come back next year?
Assign you only to Gay Studies classes?
My graduate alma mater is about to receive a polite note of inquiry.
Why is there such a focus on highlighting oral sex? Is Bill Clinton the professor?
What box do you check for “None of your effing business”?
Ridiculous.
The kids should give b.s. answers to the survey. I would say that I had sex 8,486 time with 13,154 different women in the last three months. That would really screw, no pun intended, their survey.
It’s none of their business. Don’t feed the perverts.
Does that require another person?
The University doesn’t seem to comprehend what its students’ parents are paying it to do. Administration and faculty should be forced to complete a hands-on, butt-in-the-ring pugilistic training course with MMA champions who will proceed to kick the snot out of them until they can successfully fill out a questionnaire demonstrating they are fully onboard with teaching the three Rs and nothing else.
Any red state university that does this kind of thing has too much budget to play with.
So all the liberals saying we have to respect privacy in the bedroom want your sexual history to be public ...
My kid would not go there
Look at every member of the freshman class and know that their most intimate personal history is in a university data base
Will the Song Girls responses be made available? Asking for a friend.
N.O.Y.B.