Wrong species.
Posted on 01/10/2016 3:20:38 PM PST by nickcarraway
A North Dakota man claiming to be Jesus Christ was arrested Wednesday in Washington, where he had traveled with a plan to kidnap one of the first family’s pet dogs, said law enforcement officials Friday.
Scott Stockert was detained at a downtown Hampton Inn after U.S. Secret Service agents, acting on a warning from the Minnesota Field Office, found several unregistered weapons in his truck.
During an interview with Stockert, the man told agents he had unloaded firearms under the backseat of his truck and allowed them to search the vehicle which was parked around the corner.
Agents recovered a black 12-gauge pump shotgun with a pistol grip and a black bolt action rifle as well as 289 rounds of .22 caliber long rifle bullets, 71 rounds of 12-gauge shotgun ammunition, two rounds of .223 rifle ammunition, a machete with a 12 -inch blade, an 18 -inch billy club and a 28-inch barrel and a removable stock, both typically used for a shotgun from the truck.
Stockert was not registered to own a firearm in any jurisdiction, authorities said.
In addition to leading agents to his arsenal during his interview, Stockert also claimed he was the son of John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe – adding that he had come to the district to go to the capitol to advocate for $99 per month healthcare and announce that he was running for president.
After his arrest, Stockert stated he was Jesus Christ and this could be verified on his license.
In a statement, a spokesperson for the U.S. Secret Service said the agency is dedicated to the “safety and security of the president and the first family,†adding that the incident was a good example of their coordination with their various Field Offices throughout the U.S. as well as state and local law enforcement partners.
“Identifying and apprehending suspects who make threats towards our protectees is often a coordinated effort between multiple jurisdictions in real time,†read the statement from spokesperson Kevin Dye. “The Secret Service stands ready to continue our mission for those we protect and the American people.â€
Stockert is being charged with possession of an unregistered firearm and ammunition.
Whew. Michelle is safe...
Which one the two legged one or the four legged kind ?
Why would he want to kidnap Michelle?
So what do you think the chances are that he is registered as a democrat . Maybe he thought he could get the dog to talk and get the goods on Hitlery for his presidential run.
$99 HEALTCARE says it all :)
What a coincidence - nor is this fellow North Dakotan
Could it be because our free state has no registration?
I think that’s called a rescue. (A cache of weapons?)
What was he going to with only two 223 rounds?
It’s because the dog is the smartest one in the house.
Good dog.
That's because she resembles Sasquatch more than she does a dog ...
D**n those Republicans! Stooping to kidnapping! Dogs are people, too!
This may be a Sasquatch.
“:^)
Black guns? Ohhhh the worses kind.
"The Daily Caller noted that in President Obama's best-selling memoir, Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance, the president recalls being fed dog meat as a young boy in Indonesia with his stepfather, Lolo Soetoro.
"With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy)," the president wrote. "Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths.
He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.""
http://abcnewsradioonline.com/politics-news/obama-ate-dog-meat-as-a-boy.html
"They shared tea brewed from berries, ate bear-gnawed bloody salmon, talked about drinking urine
and discussed climate change"
Obama: What time did you say lunch was?
Don't bet on it. He said he wanted to kidnap a dog.
The cowbell is particularly telling...
Yeah, but he’s in custody...
Man was only trying to keep President Pusillanimous Pipsqueak from having poor dog for dinner.
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