Posted on 01/09/2016 6:45:16 PM PST by Baynative
Because I sincerely hope that someone frequenting the FRee Republic website wins the power ball drawing tonight, especially a monthly donor and because that winner will be an (almost) instant billionaire, I am offering some sound advice on how to handle the situation.
I visited the Tennessee last year. I loved my vacation. I could live there for the red of my life.
1. Set up a foundation with all the money
2. Have the foundation pay you
3. Anyone who asks for money must apply through the foundation
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Aha, the Bill & Hillary plan.
That’s a good one - someone who can make those “I †thingies go away.
And then just waste the rest!
I’ve heard that they are starting to pay now.
I sure wouldn’t want Illinois owing me several hundred millions.
Well, if your income isn’t dependent upon location, what’s stopping you?
Interesting read.
I need a lottery win to have an income that is not dependent on where I live. :)
Immediately have a press conference. Make one statement: “With my millions, I swear vengeance on all my enemies, real or imagined.”
If you don’t trust your spouse, why are you still married?
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You tell him sister! I’ve been married to the same woman since I was a baby. She’s a saint. How else could she put up with me?
Bugatti Super Sport and three big breasted bimbos to wash it .....poof !
Dream over.
Don’t leave the safety of your house - hire people to go get your groceries and some bodyguards
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And never answer the doorbell ... just occasionally pull the curtains aside slightly and peek out the windows. :^)
But to the point - THIS WAS HUMOR.
The cash payout is half and then half of that goes to funding progressive programs. 250 million is yours.
If you’re not too proud to live in a doublewide you could get several acres and a place to live for $50K give or take.
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Not too proud to live in a double wide...................as long as it’s buried underground..
I live in tornado country.
That’s what I heard Graybeard. She must be a saint to be married to you.
Seriously, if you don’t trust your spouse with your life - you shouldn’t be married to them.
Hey Bay Native. Yes, it was humor. It’s Saturday night! Time for humor on FR!
But to the point - THIS WAS HUMOR.
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Whatcha talkin’ ‘bout Willis!
Bugatti Super Sport and three big breasted bimbos to wash it .....poof !
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Get drunk enough and you could have one three breasted bimbo.
Three-breasted Bimbos???
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