[Lorianne]

Math challenged Hillary.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Anything she says is a lie anyway, so it really doesn’t need to make any sense.

[hal ogen]

So the chronic liar and malignant criminal would close half the schools. That should prove interesting. What a fat oaf.

[super7man]

I’m shocked too. Imagine, 50% of our schools are below average. Shocked, I tell ya’.

[MtnClimber]

If all schools are made to be equally bad, none are below average.

[Oceander]

Of course she can say this, because, at the behest of the teachers’ unions, she will use executive orders via the federal education department to force schools to use teacher evaluation systems that - magically - will “prove” that no teachers are below average and, therefore, that there are no schools that are below average.

[Company Man]

Garrison Keillor, please pick up the white courtesy phone. Garrison Keillor, please...

[P.O.E.]

That would be the Democrat half.

[stanne]

Who thinks she will do anything but run around the world collecting money for favors from our state enemies?

[faithhopecharity]

at least when Garrison Keillor did it,
it was funny

(Lake Woebegon, where all the children are “above average”)

Hillary is a BAD joke, needs to be retired ASAP

[Nevadan]

Ok. She closes the schools that aren’t doing better than average. What next? What does she do with all the kids out of school?

I don’t think she has consulted with the teacher’s unions on this.

[jonrick46]

That takes away the teacher’s vote. Stick a fork in her and call her done.

[lightman]

Math challenged Hillary....

threatens to close nearly half of U.S. schools.

[matthew fuller]

Close half each year, I love it! Won’t take long till they’re out of gubmint schools.

[Graybeard58]

I have three nieces (sisters), when they were young, I used to tell them that they were three sisters, each one more beautiful than the other.

I stopped telling them that when they got old enough to see the impossibility of it.

[pallis]

After about eight years, all the public schools will be consolidated into the Catholic schools.

[fella]

Sounds like that line at the end of a “Lake Woebegone” episode.

[HarleyLady27]

She isn’t going to do anything, she’s toast, the only reason she is running is to stay out of jail...once she loses, she’s going to Prison for treason and murder....

[Snickering Hound]

[proust]

Ouch. I can even hear her shrillness and I still get a headache.

[TigersEye]

If a Republican had said this the headline would be...

Republican Plans To Shut Schools If Elected!