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Watch the Campy Christmas Infomercial Ted Cruz Is About To Play During SNL
Independent Journal Review ^ | December 19, 2015 | Benny Johnson

Posted on 12/19/2015 7:12:41 AM PST by Isara

Watch the Cruz Christmas Classics (Video)

Hope you're ready for a campy Ted Cruz Christmas parody meets infomercial meets sanctioned campaign ad. The Texas Senator and 2016 presidential candidate will play the above ad in crucial Iowa TV markets during this weekend's “Saturday Night Live” broadcast, according to Cruz Communications Director Catherine Frazier. Cruz is no stranger to non-traditional campaigning, he has cooked bacon on the end of a machine gun and performed full-throated “Princess Bride” impressions on the trail in 2016. The above video features Cruz reading to his two daughters, along with his wife, in a traditional Christmas setting. However, the Christmas tales he tells are political satire.

Including:

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The Cruz campaign gave Independent Journal this quote about the video:

“In the spirit of the upcoming holiday, we are excited to bring a Cruz family Christmas into the homes of SNL viewers in Iowa. Ted is a long time fan of SNL, so the chance to film his own SNL-style commercial was an opportunity we couldn’t pass up!”

Cruz is in the midst of a national surge, polling at 17 percent of likely Republican voters, according to Reuters.

Merry Christmas, but not to former Speaker John Boehner.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: canadian; cfrcruz; christmas; cruz; cruzad; cruzchristmasad; ineligible; nwocruz; tcruz; tedcruz; thegreatintender
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The transcript of the video from the Real Clear Politics.

"Imagine your favorite Christmas story, read by the Senator who once read Green Eggs and Ham on the Senate floor," begins this cute little web ad from Sen. Ted Cruz's campaign for president, titled "Cruz Christmas Classics."

"It was the night before the shutdown, and all through the House, not a bill was stirring, eve to fund a mouse," giggles the senator from Texas.

***

A Wonderful Lie: A Very Merry Economy

March of the Wooden Secretary of State

Night of the Sugar Plum Cronies

Frisking Santa

Death to Christmas: The Ayatollah's Big Red Bomb

Miracle on K Street

A Washington Cartel Carol

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"If you are not completely satisfied with this collection of Cruz Christmas classics, you probably hate Christmas, and America."

1 posted on 12/19/2015 7:12:41 AM PST by Isara
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To: Isara

I guess lately anytime I catch a glimpse of SNL, it doesn’t seem funny (used to be clever and funny but they didn’t know where to draw the line). Guess my feeling is it won’t really be that good.


2 posted on 12/19/2015 7:15:51 AM PST by Jim W N
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To: Isara

High quality production values....


3 posted on 12/19/2015 7:17:22 AM PST by Paladin2 (my non-desktop devices are no longer allowed to try to fix speling and punctuation, nor my gran-mah.)
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To: Isara

Reinforces my belief that Cruz will do or say anything. Classic Politician !


4 posted on 12/19/2015 7:20:25 AM PST by Old Retired Army Guy (frequently.)
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To: Paladin2

Liked it - perfect for the SNL audience.


5 posted on 12/19/2015 7:21:27 AM PST by Let's Roll (So much left-wing thought is playing with fire by those who don't even know fire is hot - Orwell)
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To: Old Retired Army Guy

Amazing how fast they were able to get this out to counteract Jimmy Kimmel’s Seuss like book on Donald Trump.


6 posted on 12/19/2015 7:23:51 AM PST by Duchess47 ("One day I will leave this world and dream myself to Reality" Crazy Horse)
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To: Isara

Sitting here, laughing my a$$ off! Freaking brilliant!


7 posted on 12/19/2015 7:28:10 AM PST by hoagy62 (Timid Men prefer the 'Calm of Despotism' to the 'Tempestuous Sea of Liberty'. ~ T. Jefferson)
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To: Isara

Trying to copy Trump, priceless, they all hate him, yet, they all want to be him.


8 posted on 12/19/2015 7:29:52 AM PST by rockabyebaby (We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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To: Isara

:}


9 posted on 12/19/2015 7:30:57 AM PST by mylife
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To: Isara
This is hilarious
Thanks for posting
10 posted on 12/19/2015 7:36:19 AM PST by novemberslady
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To: Isara

I love it.


11 posted on 12/19/2015 7:37:40 AM PST by CatherineofAragon (("A real conservative will bear the scars...will have been in the trenches fighting."--- Ted Cruz))
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To: novemberslady

You’re welcome!


12 posted on 12/19/2015 7:38:08 AM PST by Isara
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To: CatherineofAragon

I don’t care who are or who you support, that right there is funny.


13 posted on 12/19/2015 7:39:46 AM PST by cumbo78
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To: rockabyebaby

How many hours ago did the Trump image appear? Do you really think the Cruz people put together a bunch of books, including artwork and covers, and got the family to film an ad in less that 16 hours?

If so, then I am SUPER impressed with Cruz and his team. That kind of reaction speed is amazing!


14 posted on 12/19/2015 7:40:28 AM PST by Anitius Severinus Boethius (www.wilsonharpbooks.com - Sign up for my new release e-mail and get my first novel for free)
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To: Old Retired Army Guy
"Reinforces my belief that Cruz will do or say anything. Classic Politician !"

What's wrong, are you butthurt that your progressive hero, Mitch McConnell, is getting fried on threads this morning? Seems your old chinless gobbler is running scared from the prospect of a Cruz presidency.

15 posted on 12/19/2015 7:40:58 AM PST by CatherineofAragon (("A real conservative will bear the scars...will have been in the trenches fighting."--- Ted Cruz))
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To: All
Youtube link here
16 posted on 12/19/2015 7:41:05 AM PST by jpsb (Believe nothing until it has been officially denied, Otto Von Bismarck)
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To: cumbo78

LOL, it is.


17 posted on 12/19/2015 7:41:44 AM PST by CatherineofAragon (("A real conservative will bear the scars...will have been in the trenches fighting."--- Ted Cruz))
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To: Isara

Well that is good ad, well done. I like Frosty the Speaker, lol.


18 posted on 12/19/2015 7:43:08 AM PST by jpsb (Believe nothing until it has been officially denied, Otto Von Bismarck)
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To: jpsb

Excellent!


19 posted on 12/19/2015 7:43:56 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Isara

Loved it!


20 posted on 12/19/2015 7:43:58 AM PST by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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