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The transcript of the video from the Real Clear Politics.

"Imagine your favorite Christmas story, read by the Senator who once read Green Eggs and Ham on the Senate floor," begins this cute little web ad from Sen. Ted Cruz's campaign for president, titled "Cruz Christmas Classics."

"It was the night before the shutdown, and all through the House, not a bill was stirring, eve to fund a mouse," giggles the senator from Texas.

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A Wonderful Lie: A Very Merry Economy

March of the Wooden Secretary of State

Night of the Sugar Plum Cronies

Frisking Santa

Death to Christmas: The Ayatollah's Big Red Bomb

Miracle on K Street

A Washington Cartel Carol

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"If you are not completely satisfied with this collection of Cruz Christmas classics, you probably hate Christmas, and America."

1 posted on 12/19/2015 7:12:41 AM PST by Isara
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I guess lately anytime I catch a glimpse of SNL, it doesn’t seem funny (used to be clever and funny but they didn’t know where to draw the line). Guess my feeling is it won’t really be that good.


2 posted on 12/19/2015 7:15:51 AM PST by Jim W N
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High quality production values....


3 posted on 12/19/2015 7:17:22 AM PST by Paladin2 (my non-desktop devices are no longer allowed to try to fix speling and punctuation, nor my gran-mah.)
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Reinforces my belief that Cruz will do or say anything. Classic Politician !


4 posted on 12/19/2015 7:20:25 AM PST by Old Retired Army Guy (frequently.)
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Sitting here, laughing my a$$ off! Freaking brilliant!


7 posted on 12/19/2015 7:28:10 AM PST by hoagy62 (Timid Men prefer the 'Calm of Despotism' to the 'Tempestuous Sea of Liberty'. ~ T. Jefferson)
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Trying to copy Trump, priceless, they all hate him, yet, they all want to be him.


8 posted on 12/19/2015 7:29:52 AM PST by rockabyebaby (We are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
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:}


9 posted on 12/19/2015 7:30:57 AM PST by mylife
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This is hilarious
Thanks for posting
10 posted on 12/19/2015 7:36:19 AM PST by novemberslady
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I love it.


11 posted on 12/19/2015 7:37:40 AM PST by CatherineofAragon (("A real conservative will bear the scars...will have been in the trenches fighting."--- Ted Cruz))
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Youtube link here
16 posted on 12/19/2015 7:41:05 AM PST by jpsb (Believe nothing until it has been officially denied, Otto Von Bismarck)
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Well that is good ad, well done. I like Frosty the Speaker, lol.


18 posted on 12/19/2015 7:43:08 AM PST by jpsb (Believe nothing until it has been officially denied, Otto Von Bismarck)
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Loved it!


20 posted on 12/19/2015 7:43:58 AM PST by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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How come Mama Cruz didn’t get any lines? Surely there must be some gag she can make about the New World Order, North American Union or Goldman Sachs.


21 posted on 12/19/2015 7:46:00 AM PST by montag813
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Superb! Glad 2C my money making fruit! I don’t give to any poly-tick easily, but Ted is going to get a money bomb when the meat fleshes from the bone and he’s the last man standing. Finally a statesman. He may be our last.


23 posted on 12/19/2015 7:50:50 AM PST by apostoli (Time to thump the nose of the parrots.)
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That is Classic, Go Ted!
24 posted on 12/19/2015 7:56:39 AM PST by PROCON (It's not islamophobia, it's islamonausea)
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Hilarious! Brilliant! I like the kids’ lines, especially.


35 posted on 12/19/2015 8:28:03 AM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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I love it! The video is really charming and the biting satire fits perfectly with the SNL venue. Ted’s daughters, Caroline and Catherine, look so natural in the setting because Ted reads to them often in real life. The Cruz campaign team is incredibly smart and use their funding wisely.


38 posted on 12/19/2015 8:30:09 AM PST by Unmarked Package
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"... he has cooked bacon on the end of a machine gun and performed full-throated 'Princess Bride' impressions on the trail in 2016."

Hmmmm... He did this in 2016? Guess I must've overslept. Lemme see, what day is it again??

42 posted on 12/19/2015 8:53:18 AM PST by DJ Frisat (Proudly providing the NSA with provocative textual content since 1995!)
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He should host SNL and do a Munsters skit.

He can play the Al Lewis role...he has an uncanny resemblance..lol

Don't get me wrong..I love the guy, but he does look like Al lewis :-)


45 posted on 12/19/2015 9:22:13 AM PST by Bobalu (Even if I could take off, I could never get past the tractor beam!)
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That is great!


49 posted on 12/19/2015 9:44:39 AM PST by csivils
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That’s brilliant. If ol’ Ted keeps this up, he’ll start being seen as likable and electable.


56 posted on 12/19/2015 10:17:19 AM PST by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
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