Watch the Campy Christmas Infomercial Ted Cruz Is About To Play During SNL

Independent Journal Review ^ | December 19, 2015 | Benny Johnson

[Isara]

The transcript of the video from the Real Clear Politics.

"Imagine your favorite Christmas story, read by the Senator who once read Green Eggs and Ham on the Senate floor," begins this cute little web ad from Sen. Ted Cruz's campaign for president, titled "Cruz Christmas Classics."

"It was the night before the shutdown, and all through the House, not a bill was stirring, eve to fund a mouse," giggles the senator from Texas.

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A Wonderful Lie: A Very Merry Economy

March of the Wooden Secretary of State

Night of the Sugar Plum Cronies

Frisking Santa

Death to Christmas: The Ayatollah's Big Red Bomb

Miracle on K Street

A Washington Cartel Carol

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"If you are not completely satisfied with this collection of Cruz Christmas classics, you probably hate Christmas, and America."

[Jim W N]

I guess lately anytime I catch a glimpse of SNL, it doesn’t seem funny (used to be clever and funny but they didn’t know where to draw the line). Guess my feeling is it won’t really be that good.

[Paladin2]

High quality production values....

[Old Retired Army Guy]

Reinforces my belief that Cruz will do or say anything. Classic Politician !

[Let's Roll]

Liked it - perfect for the SNL audience.

[Duchess47]

Amazing how fast they were able to get this out to counteract Jimmy Kimmel’s Seuss like book on Donald Trump.

[hoagy62]

Sitting here, laughing my a$$ off! Freaking brilliant!

[rockabyebaby]

Trying to copy Trump, priceless, they all hate him, yet, they all want to be him.

[mylife]

:}

[novemberslady]

This is hilarious
Thanks for posting

[CatherineofAragon]

I love it.

[Isara]

You’re welcome!

[cumbo78]

I don’t care who are or who you support, that right there is funny.

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

How many hours ago did the Trump image appear? Do you really think the Cruz people put together a bunch of books, including artwork and covers, and got the family to film an ad in less that 16 hours?

If so, then I am SUPER impressed with Cruz and his team. That kind of reaction speed is amazing!

[CatherineofAragon]

"Reinforces my belief that Cruz will do or say anything. Classic Politician !"

What's wrong, are you butthurt that your progressive hero, Mitch McConnell, is getting fried on threads this morning? Seems your old chinless gobbler is running scared from the prospect of a Cruz presidency.

[jpsb]

Youtube link here

[CatherineofAragon]

LOL, it is.

[jpsb]

Well that is good ad, well done. I like Frosty the Speaker, lol.

[trisham]

Excellent!

[Ditter]

Loved it!