Dear Straight People: I’m Officially Giving You Permission To Say Gay, Faggot and Queer

Breitbart.com ^ | 12-11-2015 | Milo Yiannopoulos

[servo1969]

Because I so rarely bring it up, it may surprise even regular readers to discover that I am a homosexual. You'll be shocked! But it's true. I am a poof. A Mary. A screaming queen.

Anyway, because I am a queer, and given my natural instinct for mischief and visceral loathing for political correctness, I am perhaps the only person in public life who can address a horrible linguistic injustice visited upon us all by the finger-wagging progressive Left, to which my attention has been drawn by my colleague, John Nolte.

I speak, of course, of the theft of all the best cuss words in popular culture, and in particular "queer," "faggot" and "gay," which have been stolen from common usage by grievance-mongers and robbed of their most obvious and clearly superior meanings.

Gay no longer means happy, as dictionaries are beginning to acknowledge by calling it "old-fashioned" or "archaic." Just as well: everyone knows the life of a limp-wrister is nasty, brutish and short. (I speak from experience, before professionally-upset liberal readers pick up their green ink.)

So I would like a return to what I feel sure Breitbart readers will agree is the proper meaning of these excellent words - that is to say, "crap," "bogus," "uncool," "undesirable," "weak," "unpatriotic," "Republican-hating," "immigrant-loving," "Muslim-pandering," "misandrist," "white guilt-obsessed," "tax-guzzling," "cowardly," "girly" and "gross." (These words are all synonyms, of course, but I list them for clarity and completeness.)

[servo1969]

[dforest]

Good because I never stopped saying it. LOL

[Borges]

They call themselves queer and gay. It’s only the ‘other’ F word that’s verboten.

[doc1019]

Didn’t know I needed permission.

[TADSLOS]

I never needed your permission, faggot.

[gaijin]

Is this that Chicago-based blogger that ratted out Obama about his bath-house behavior at Men’s Country, back when he was a State Senator..?

Dang, that guy was funny.

[KyCats]

Milo’s a hoot. Posted a really funny Star Wars satire today and has that Shaun King imbecile at the NY Daily News fit to be tied.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

I love some of Milo’s reporting.....especially about ‘Gamergate’....but he’s ALL about his ‘gayness’ ALL the time on Twitter. Gets very old. Quickly.

[butlerweave]

Gay = Stupid

Queer = Odd/Strange

Faggot = David Letterman opened a can of Faggots(Dumpling) and Peas on his show many years ago

[PLMerite]

MiG-15s were Fagots before Fagots were queers.

[Old Yeller]

Fudge Packer

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

No, that was the Hillbuzz guy.

[doorgunner69]

I never used the word gay even when it only meant what the English language intended.

The rest of the descriptions and worse I have always used and always will, homo.

[UB355]

Rear Admiral

[Rodamala]

I prefer the term "turd burglar", but thanks for offering some alternatives.

[onona]

Milo’s funny

[bakeneko]

As Wendy Testaburger would say,

“Doughnut Puncher!!”

[tumblindice]

If I want you to open your ****-holster I’ll just rattle my zipper at you, Milo.

[MUDDOG]

Just walk in say "Shrink, You can get
Anything you want, at Alice's restaurant."
And if two people, two people do it, in harmony,
They may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

“Because I so rarely bring it up, it may surprise even regular readers to discover that I am a homosexual. You’ll be shocked! “

Because I so rarely bring it up, it may surprise you to discover that I don’t care and don’t think about you or your sexuality.

Do you really think the world cares to know the details of the perverted things you do with other men? Not really.