What Boner didn’t realize is that with all of her cosmetic surgeries, he was actually kissing her a$$! One more facial reconstruction and her ears will overlap!
Are you saying it was one ass kissing another?
Uh... okay! I can buy into that. = :^)
I noticed Nacy had a goatee. wondered how.
One more lift, and she’s got a beard.
From the Wayback Machine, Pelosi goes to Rome
Pelosi Goes Poping
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“Hey, lady, ssst! Hey, come over here.”
“What? You talkin’ tah me?”
“Hey, yeah. Look, I sella you some tickets, you get audience with da Pope.”
“Don’t you recognize me? I’m the House Speaker.”
“Hey, yeah, listen, I’ma the spic inna my house, too. You wanna tickets or not?”
“Well, I...”
“I give ‘em to you cheap. Say, whattsamattuh you face?”
“What do you mean?”
“Issa all, I dunno, stretched like-uh cheap skin job.”
“You mean, like, I’m a Cylon?”
“Whassa Cylon?”
“You don’t get Battlestar Galactica?”
“Hey, if it’s inna da Vatican, I getta you in.”
Actually, he knows he was kissing her a$$. Don’t know what dirt they have on him, but it has to be really good. What evil, vile people.