Posted on 10/19/2015 10:42:22 AM PDT by simpson96
READINGTON, N.J., Oct. 16 (UPI) -- A New Jersey man is facing charges for allegedly wiping "between his butt cheeks" with a police summons before throwing it at an officer.
The indictment charging Joseph Greenwood, 45, with a fourth-degree charge of throwing bodily fluids alleges he was issued the summons by Lt. John Insabella of the Readington Police Department on a municipal court charge of threatening to assault another person.
The indictment accuses Greenwood of acting "by taking the summons complaint issued to him upon his release from police custody, placing it between his butt cheeks, wiping the paper in an upward and downward motion and throwing it in the direction of the officer."
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Was the cop boweled over by the projectile? The ASSaliant ought to be charged for littering too.
The one cheek sneak.. it’s not just for farts any more ;)
;^)
He probably won’t spend 5min in jail. If he had, I’m just SURE his fellow inmates would give him the very best of treatment.....
Another Mensa member, I see . . .
DANG!
allow me to quote freeper Raycpa
“It is often better to ignore some things and this seems like one of those things.”
18 posted on 10/19/2015, 10:49:11 AM by Raycpa
i’m guessing that these thing occurred in years gone by but they seldom of ever made the news..because the media wasn’t quite as desperate as they are “today”
Didn’t he play guitar in a band called “The Lone Rangers?”
Cheeky.
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