[markomalley]

Full headline: Don't microwave sausage rolls - it'll upset other faiths! New guidelines on communal kitchen etiquette for the workplace are suggested

[mylife]

Got a couple sausage egg and cheese biscuits ready to go

[Cold Heat]

Someone could make a killing in certain places with a bacon scented aftershave..

[Tennessee Nana]

Don’t behead people...

It will upset people of other faiths...

[Libloather]

Do they mind if I use the mandatory one sheet of TP after it exits?

[mylife]

In an hour I will be in a place full of Nuoc Mom Cham

[boycott]

I am offended by prayer rugs used for pagan worship so they should ban them from the workplace too.

[Brad from Tennessee]

These people are as frightened and superstitious as they were in 632 A.D. How can you reason with a person who believes his angry god will punish him for inadvertently inhaling pork fumes?

[Read Write Repeat]

At one of my job sites, they had to bring in a microwave for use only by a certain cube cluster.

This particular cube cluster absolutely destroyed the common room microwave with curry dishes.

[Lockbox]

Excuse me, but they are my veggie sausage ;)

[Unam Sanctam]

Wasn’t it the lefty line that one should never impose one’s religion on others? I guess that doesn’t apply to Muslims.

[mc5cents]

I thought that those “other” religions were just prohibited from eating those things not looking at them! Sheesh During Lent I will sometimes go into a McDonald’s on a friday for their fish sandwich which I like very much. I am not offended that they are serving hamburgers there on a friday in Lent.

[polymuser]

OK, I’ll just add a little filtered pork grease to my gasoline with every fill up.

Leave a little pork everywhere I drive.

[Joe Boucher]

Yo,
Moose limb savages,
Pork you.