U.S. Federal Government Program: Pay Minnesota Muslims Not To Kill People….

The Conservative Treehouse ^ | 9/15/15 | Sundance

[Renkluaf]

The U.S. federal government is announcing a new program called CVE (Counter Violent Extremism) in Minneapolis Minnesota. Under the U.S. program, authorized by President Obama, Somali Muslims living in Minnesota will be paid not to go on terror rampages. or blow themselves up.

…”Led by a taskforce of 15 Somali Americans and a traditional community grant-making organization, the Counter Violent Extremism (CVE) program is the brainchild of the chief federal prosecutor for Minnesota, Andrew Luger. […] The goal is to prevent youth recruitment by overseas extremist groups such as Isis or al-Shabaab”….

Any individual found engaged in an act of violent jihad will have their monthly payment stopped, and all federal income subsides removed. They’re calling it “crime prevention“, so there’s always that….

[Renkluaf]

You can't make this stuff up!

[Lazamataz]

This can’t be real.

If it is, I want on this payroll.

I am serious.

[albie]

You’ve GOT to be kidding?!

[anoldafvet]

Here’s a better idea, send them back to Somalia.

[albie]

Any individual found engaged in an act of violent jihad will have their monthly payment stopped...”

...and that’s the extent of the punishment. ~sarc off

[Jacquerie]

Declare war on islam.

Ban it and muslims from our shores.

[tacticalogic]

What part of “paying someone not to kill people” doesn’t fit the definition of “extortion”?

[jsanders2001]

Worked out great for Rome. Idiots.

[HomerBohn]

Reminiscent of the idiot spokesmonkey Harf vomiting forth the analysis that Muslim youths wouldn’t be rioting, killing, raping, etc. if only they had a job.

[LivingNet]

I’d even promise not to rape people for double the pay

[G Larry]

Hey, they’ve tried this in Chicago for decades and it hasn’t worked.....

[kindred]

Taxpayers monies used to buy bullets to murder taxpayers. This man Obama and all his allies deserve the fire down below for the bloodshed they finance. Obama is the most evil man I have ever known of .

[Whenifhow]

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2015/09/15/u-s-federal-government-program-pay-minnesota-muslims-not-to-kill-people/

[Sasparilla]

Why isn’t this labeled /s?
This is crazy

[null and void]

EVERYTHING obama does either:

a) Weakens America/Americans
b) Distances America's allies
c) Strengthens America's enemies
d) Attacks Christianity
e) Serves Islam
f) Harms Israel
Or some combination of the above.

There are NO counter examples.

[Blue Jays]

This is a hilarious satire article from The Onion or similar humor website. LOL!

[OrangeHoof]

Don’t we already pay blacks millions in welfare payments not to riot and burn down neighborhoods? How’s that working out?

[UCANSEE2]

Any individual found engaged in an act of violent jihad will have their monthly payment stopped...”

This from a government that pays out billions of dollars to false Tax filings and can't get dead people off the Voter rolls.

[headstamp 2]

How about throwing every last one of them the hell out instead.

[Nervous Tick]

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to open a hunting season on Muslims? Males only, over 14YO; no size limit, no bag limit. No use of recorded muezzin to call ‘em. No hunting over goat bait. Commonsense regulations like that.