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1 posted on 09/09/2015 10:02:23 AM PDT by Gamecock
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Happiness is a warm gun


30 posted on 09/09/2015 10:14:04 AM PDT by LambSlave
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Oh, a wetback. Go figure. Strange, but when one of those filthy messycan studs gets busted, they’re all smiles for the mug shot. Like they’re getting a senior picture or something.


31 posted on 09/09/2015 10:14:11 AM PDT by LouAvul (Freedom without responsibility is anarchy.)
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Doctor to woman:

Have you had any vaginal discharge?

Not unless someone climbs in and pulls the trigger!


34 posted on 09/09/2015 10:15:20 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (You can't spell Hillary without using the letters L, I, A, & R)
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I’ve got my pistols in my pockets boys,
I’m Alabama bound.
I’ve got my pistols in my pockets boys, I’m
I’m Alabama bound.
Well, I’m not looking for no trouble
But nobody dogs me ‘round.


35 posted on 09/09/2015 10:16:20 AM PDT by csvset ( Illegitimi non carborundum)
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And if she took it out because she needed to use it? Ewwwww.


36 posted on 09/09/2015 10:16:32 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (SECEDE TEXAS!! If not now, when?)
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finger off trigger photo: Finger off trigger FingerOffTrigger.jpg
37 posted on 09/09/2015 10:16:33 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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It was Fast and it was Furious.


40 posted on 09/09/2015 10:18:33 AM PDT by Iron Munro (CITY: A liberal run holding pen for useless headcount.)
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ping


42 posted on 09/09/2015 10:19:34 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Step away from the Koolade.)
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“Oh, and Officer, I think I might have a loaded gun in my Lady Parts, but it’s not my gun, and I’m not completely sure how it got there. I just left the airport, so the TSA people probably planted it there, since I refused a general search.”


43 posted on 09/09/2015 10:19:56 AM PDT by lee martell
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All I can say is: Ouch!


44 posted on 09/09/2015 10:20:08 AM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: I'd like to drive away not only the Turks (moslims) but all my foes.")
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This is my rifle. This is my gun...
45 posted on 09/09/2015 10:20:16 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (The 1st amendment is the voice and the 2nd is the teeth of freedom. Obama wants to knock out both.)
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I would be afraid her beef curtains might reach out and pull the trigger if she saw another donkey.


47 posted on 09/09/2015 10:21:22 AM PDT by Blue Devil Reaganite ("You can't just call them 'goat phuc&ers,' that's racist." Me, "OK, fine. 'Goat fornicators'.")
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52 posted on 09/09/2015 10:22:43 AM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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... She obviously thought a pistol was better protection than a condom. Hope she at least had the safety on.


54 posted on 09/09/2015 10:22:55 AM PDT by R_Kangel ( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
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Is that a pistol in your snatch or are you just happy to see me?............


55 posted on 09/09/2015 10:23:32 AM PDT by babble-on
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I hope for her sake the safety was on.


56 posted on 09/09/2015 10:23:33 AM PDT by DoodleDawg
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"Before you try to rape me you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?


57 posted on 09/09/2015 10:24:43 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Step away from the Koolade.)
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Talk about gun corrosion....


60 posted on 09/09/2015 10:25:09 AM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (This Hispanic wants a wall, the National Guard, and turrets guarding our border)
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Was the gun cocked?


64 posted on 09/09/2015 10:25:51 AM PDT by Dacula (Southern lives matter!)
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And so ends the reign of terror of “Bowlegged Gabby”.


65 posted on 09/09/2015 10:28:06 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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