Posted on 08/03/2015 8:05:02 AM PDT by rktman
Based on government data, Obama’s jaunt to the Arctic aboard Air Force One will emit about 354, 585 pounds of carbon dioxide, or about 161 metric tonnes, for just that one leg of the flight. That’s equivalent to what 22 homes emit from burning electricity every year or the annual emissions from driving 33 cars, according to the EPA’s own carbon footprint calculator.
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I call BS. Everybody knows that in Dec. in the southern hemisphere it’s the middle of summer when it’s really, really hot in Antarctica. There couldn’t possibly be any ice. :>}
yes, you are of course correct facts don’t matter but imagine the angst
Worth the price of admission to see the angst.
Obviously, there’s ice year-round at the poles, but it’s still ironic that a ship set out to document “disappearing ice” got stuck in ice.
where is his solar powered plane?
Surely such a champeen of globull warming/ climate change/weather has a solar plane....
Idiot. FUBO!
I believe Eskimo is an insult to the Alutes and other native tribes from further south. Eskimos are northern dwellers. I don’t suppose the Eskimos have a problem with it.
“”for just that one leg of the flight.””
HOORAY! Does that mean it’s going to be a one way trip? Make sure there isn’t any survival gear when he’s put out of the airplane!!
That was a great story...
Well it is summer up there right now. Better pack some extra strength mosquito repellent. We all know how he attracts flies.
(Sketch continues from ‘Mr. Neutron is missing’. Cut to Carpenter in a log cabin trading post with trestle tables. Six Eskimos are sitting in a group at one end of the other tables. An Italian chef in a long white apron and greasy shirt, is standing over Carpenter.
Carpenter sits at one table with a huge fresh salad in front of him.)
Italian: You don’t like it?
Carpenter: No, I didn’t want to eat a salad. I wanted to find out about a man called Salad.
Italian: You’re the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish ...
First Eskimo: (very British accent) We’re not Eskimos.
Second Eskimo: Where’s our fish. We’ve finished our fish.
Italian: What fish you want today, uh?
First Eskimo: Bream please.
Italian: Bream! Where do I get a bream this time of year? You bloody choosy Eskimo pests.
First Eskimo: We are not Eskimos!
Italian: Why don’t you like a nice plate of cannelloni?
Eskimos: Eurrrrghhh!
First Eskimo: That’s not fish.
Italian: (as he turns to go in kitchen) I’ve had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...
(Carpenter crosses to the Eskimos.)
Carpenter: (speaking slowly, and clearly as for foreigners) Do any of you Eskimos ... speak ... English?
First Eskimo: We’re not Eskimos!
Third Eskimo: I am.
Others: Sh!
Italian: (off) Haddock!
Eskimos: Where?
Carpenter: (still speaking as if to foreigners) Do any of... you ... know... a man ... caned ... Salad?
First Eskimo: What, Salad as in...
Carpenter: Lettuce, cucumbers, tomatoes ... yes.
First Eskimo: Like you have on your plate?
Carpenter: Yes. That’s right.
First Eskimo: No, I’m afraid not.
Second Eskimo: Where’s our fish?
First Eskimo: What does this Teddy Salad do?
Carpenter: He’s a... er... hen-teaser.
(Quick cut to the chairman of Fiat in his office.)
Chairman: Che cosa è la stucciacatori di polli?
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: ‘WHAT IS A HEN-TEASER?’
(Cut back to the cabin.)
First Eskimo: No, the only Teddy Salad we know is a CIA man.
Carpenter: Oh, he might know.
Eskimos: (chanting) Gunga gunga, where’s our fish?
Carpenter: Where will I find him?
Second Eskimo: Oh, he lives up at Kipper Sound.
Carpenter: Thanks a lot.
Eskimos: Fishy fishy iyoooiyooo.
First Eskimo: Are you in international spying, too?
Carpenter: No... no... I’m with the... US Ballet... force... who are you with?
First Eskimo: (leans forward confidentially) MI6. But not a word to the Eskimos.
Eskimos: Fishy fishy igooo.
(The Italian chef appears.)
Italian: Here’s your bloody fish.
First Eskimo: Thank you, Anouk.
Italian: I’m not an Eskimo!
So he is not going to Antarctica where they have set a modern record for ice coverage.
Can’t wait for his photoshoot with the Polar Bears...
That's the ticket!”
~Obama, Gore, Emperor Sheldon Whitehouse, Paul Pinocchio “The Destroyer” Erlich and all the other grifters that pretend that the Global Warming Scam is real.
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