I got it. That’s how we beat Isis.
Everybody start sending them letters from Nigeria!
ROFL ROFL
Please me to allow introduce most excellent sirs. I am humble Secretary of Defense of Secretary of Nigerian nuclear weapons. Since I am becoming Muslim, Christian conspiratorators in Secretary of Defense ministry are persecutions. Me. I have many nuclear weapons in my basement from suitcases leaving work. I will send you, but need postage. Please put $5,000,000 dollars USD in account 2718 2818 2845 9045 Bank of Geneva. Need many stamps nuclear weapons very heavy and packing materials. Thank You. Also address and will ship IMMEDIATELY. Thank you.