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1 posted on 07/21/2015 2:07:23 PM PDT by Red Badger
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Beware of drunk armadillos crossing the road...
2 posted on 07/21/2015 2:10:06 PM PDT by BigEdLB (They need to target the 'Ministry of Virtue' which has nothing to do with virtue.)
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Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

4 posted on 07/21/2015 2:12:21 PM PDT by edpc (Wilby 2016)
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Possum on the 1/2 shell....Ummm Good


6 posted on 07/21/2015 2:15:52 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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I read about this back in the 80s. When we visited Florida this past March, we mentioned it to our brother in law, who lives near Bradenton. He was not aware of the danger.

I just emailed this article to him. Thanks for posting it.


8 posted on 07/21/2015 2:17:26 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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Shoot and I was so looking forward to armadillo bowling.

By the way according to “Alas Babylon” armadillo tastes like lamb.


9 posted on 07/21/2015 2:19:24 PM PDT by lastchance (Credo.)
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——We catch more armadillos than we do any other species,” said wildlife trapper Kyle Waltz.-——

I see at least one a week driving out of my development....

Some are alive, some are roadkill...


11 posted on 07/21/2015 2:26:42 PM PDT by Popman (Christ Alone: My Cornerstone...)
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I'm interested in seeing how far north those creatures get. Animal experts say they can't get too far north because they will not be able to adapt to extreme cold like opossums (another Southern native) did when they went north.

On a recent trip to Branson I started seeing dead armadillos on the road after we got past Kansas City. I wish I had a dollar for every one I saw.

16 posted on 07/21/2015 3:02:03 PM PDT by driftless2
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Did you hear about the businessman who didn’t know his secretary had leprosy until his business dropped off?


20 posted on 07/21/2015 3:16:06 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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There used to be a leper colony and research hospital in Carville LA. The town had some connection to Clinton’s guy, James Carville.
The research facility was offering $40 each for live armadillos. My friend Bubba and his brother decided they’d drive over to Texas and trap a truckload of ‘dillos and get rich. So they filled a U-haul with traps, drove over and set them in E Texas. After about a week they’d only bagged about 30 but they were bored and headed back with their catch, figuring they’d made $1200, good money for a week’s camp out. On the way back, they stopped and partied at a few bars. It was a really hot summer, they needed a cold brew. Got a little drunk, had to sleep it off. Finally they returned to Carville, threw open the trailer doors to the most goshawful stench of dead armadillos you can imagine.


21 posted on 07/21/2015 3:16:08 PM PDT by mumblypeg (I've seen the future; brother it is murder. -L. Cohen)
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I ate some fried armadillo when I was a teenager. Unless the incubation period is decades long I guess a bullet was dodged.


31 posted on 07/22/2015 10:33:54 AM PDT by Rebelbase ( NASCAR 2015: "Bootlegger to boot licker"--FReeper Crim)
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