ISIS bans pigeon breeding since it's 'offensive to Islam'

Jerusalem Post ^ | June 2, 2015

[Zakeet]

ISIS clerics have banned pigeon breeding, which they say is an affront to Islam.

According to the Daily Mail, the jihadist organization that has taken over parts of Iraq and Syria believes that “the sight of birds’ genitals as they fly overhead is offensive to Islam.”

Anyone caught violating the new edict is in danger of being subjected to public flogging.

[Zakeet]

Here is a pigeon pinup picture for you infidels ... Muzzies should look away immediately before they get too worked up ... and get flogged!

[Old Sarge]

This is so absurd, I call BS. No group can be THAT over-the-top stupid.

Unless of course, they’re Leftists...

[TexasFreeper2009]

I have never in my entire life seen a bird genitals.

[Iron Munro]

They breed goats and little boys so I’m sure they don’t draw the line with fowl.

[cripplecreek]

The goats get jealous when the islamderthals mate with the pigeons?

[Blood of Tyrants]

But men having sex with animals is okay.

[b4its2late]

Kinda like moth balls. Never seen those either.

[dp0622]

if this was any other religion or government, I’d say they’re just making these things up for laughs knowing everyone will have to follow them.

[SampleMan]

Leftist=Statist=ISIS

[shove_it]

I’m in favor of Islam breeding since it’s offensive to humanity.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Maybe the bird genitalia issue is a disguised vision test.

[JoeProBono]

[shove_it]

make that “BANNING” Islam breeding.

[tet68]

By golly, it sure does look like a cartoon of the prophet,
piss be upon him.

Maybe when muslims die they get 72 pigeons???

[USMCPOP]

Seeing those little genitals reminds them of Mohammed.

[rightwingcrazy]

Pigeons can be used as a low-tech internet. Maybe they’re trying to control the flow of information, like their big brothers in big government.

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[JJ_Folderol]

Why do you wrap your pigeon in ductape?

So it doesn’t explode when you have sex with it.

[Cicero]

[SpaceBar]

The similarities between ISIS and the American left are too great to ignore.