Posted on 05/27/2015 7:12:52 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
Obama might want to consider the suitor’s offer but only if the cows and goats are flatulence-free. Only the ‘greenest’ of livestock will do!
i wouldn’t offer a bucket of warm piss for any of the women in that family.
I would gladly give him the whole family, with no cow’s required. Not saying anything negative towards the children, but hey, it’s a good deal for all involved!
He already has so many goats, why does he want a wife?
“Obama already has a cow — the heifer he’s married to.”
Wrong! Thas a govamint mule! Just take a look at her azzz. The other thing that’s worrisome is that he’s not offering any pigs in the deal. Just think, if this deal goes through, Obola could have a “farm” on the South Lawn of the White Hut. Nothing like making the place more “homey!”
The other thing that’s worrisome is that he’s not offering any pigs in the deal.....Muzzies don’t eat pork.
Ever wonder what the fee was for Stanley Ann Dunham?
I read somewhere that one of the presidents — McKinley? — had a cow at the White House. Probably kept the grass trimmed.
You’re right. Is there a word for an old hag cow?
Thank you for the lesson in bovine terminology. :)
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