I see what you did there............
Posted on 05/27/2015 7:12:52 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
President Obama's 16 year old daughter Malia is one lucky teenager. A lawyer in Kenya is offering to marry her "not for money, but for love." And to sweeten the pot, he will offer President Obama 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats for her.
So far, the White House has had no comment as President Obama no doubt weighs the pros and cons of the offer.
Sky News reports that Felix Kiprono told Kenya daily The Nairobian that he "got interested" in Malia in 2008. President Obama was then running for office for the first time and Malia was 10.
Mr Kiprono, age unknown, hasn't dated anyone since, and promises to be faithful to her.
He claims that he wants to marry Malia for love, not money. "People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real," he is quoted as saying.
Mr Kiprono reportedly plans to ask POTUS for his daughter's hand when he visits Kenya in July, and is also drafting a letter asking President Obama to bring Malia with him. President Obama's father was of Kenyan origin.
Mr Kiprono says he wants to propose to Malia in the tradition of the Kalenjin tribe - by tying a 'sacred' plant around her head and feeding her "mursik" or sour milk.
"I will propose to her on a popular hill in Bureti near my father's land where leaders and warriors are usually crowned," he told The Nairobian.
He said he would teach Malia "how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman."
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the third thread on the cow man’s proposal...
it apparently is being given a great deal of “coverage” from various “outlets”
It was just asked of me..which sort of cows the man is offering....
If they’re “Wagyu beef” cows, he might have himself a deal.
Are those on Michelle's approved food list?
First you’re going to find the real father to ask for her hand in marriage You’ll have to find the name and address of the sperm bank first. I’m pretty sure Soros or Jarrett knows it...
Michelle Antoinette as mother-in-law?
No thanks.
I am not a fan of Ugali, or her husband, but . . .
> President Obama’s 16 year old daughter Malia is one lucky teenager. A lawyer in Kenya is offering to marry her “not for money, but for love.” And to sweeten the pot, he will offer President Obama 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats for her.
Surely a Kenyan wouldn’t lie would he? .../s
I’m guessing he’s Muslim since he has that pedophile marriage quirk they all seem to have...
Will that pass Moochelle's food regulations?.............
GMTA!..................
I see what you did there............
a “heifer” is a young, unbred cow.
Not applicable, IMO.
Needs more goats......................
Im doubting that theyre even disease free....for some reason..
Im pretty sure that “free range cattle” has a different meaning in KENYA...
Only 70 cows?
I had a Ugandan warrior (Karamajong) offer me 150 for our oldest daughter. She was 12 at the time, so we said to ourselves, “It’s time to send her off to boarding school!”
We did end up getting 200 from an Alabama boy who met her while they were working in Texas.... but that’s another story.
:-)
Poor Malia, can you imagine the whackadoos she must be attracting?
BTW-The Justice Department is going after FIFA, during their election, which boils down to the incumbent vs a Jordanian Prince who is in a distant second place... coincidence?
I think they need to take the offer, I wouldn’t think a girl would be offered for more. A GOOD girl in Kenya goes for 8 cows.
I think the poor little thing should run for her life from all of them!
And less cowbell.
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