Nudge, nudge, say no more...
Posted on 04/01/2015 5:31:47 PM PDT by kindred
A Pahrump brothel has offered to host U.S. Sen. Harry Reid’s retirement party. After the news that Reid would not be running for re-election in 2016, Sheri’s Ranch posted an open letter to Reid.
Sheri’s Ranch, 60 miles west of Las Vegas, says several of the senator’s accomplishments have directly improved the lives of Nevada’s legal sex workers and thanked Reid for his years of service.
Here is the text of the letter:
Dear Senator Reid,
The staff and courtesans of The Resort and Spa at Sheri’s Ranch (aka Sheri’s Ranch) would like to be among those who have officially congratulated you on your long and successful political career. We thank you for your many years of exemplary service, not only to our beloved State of Nevada, but also to the United States of America as a whole. We are sorry to hear that the Silver State’s most tenacious public servant will not seek reelection in 2016, and your plan to retire from politics.
Your work over the years has positively affected the lives of the legal prostitutes of Sheri’s Ranch. You were a strong force in pushing Obamacare and passing the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. This law now provides Nevada’s legal prostitutes (each of them an independent contractor who must acquire their own health insurance) the right to health care. Despite the fact that legal sex workers in Nevada practice only safe sex and must be tested regularly for STD’s and HIV, health insurance was something that licensed working girls were often denied due to the reputation of unlawful prostitution. Thank you for making it illegal for insurance companies to deny Nevada’s legal hookers the right to health care.
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Let God be true and every man a liar, and that will prove out during the 7 year tribulation judgements that will come on all the earth during that time.
I guess “running ‘em through the chutes” has a completely different meaning at Sheri’s Ranch.
Honestly, its impossible to imagine Reid anything other than a democrat.
No wonder his wife used the frying pan and the husband trainer to Harry’s noggin, he spent time at the brothel.
One used up whore to another.....
Then they can do to him what he has been doing to the rest of the country
Nudge, nudge, say no more...
I suspect the man has a Nazi uniform hanging in his special nights closet along with his bdsm outfits and whips and hide it implements.
I thought Pahrump whorehouses had higher standards.
As long as Hairy remembers that Old Ethel has seniority...
Are they gonna have a ready supply of viagra and pop-sicle sticks for the little shit?
'Cause otherwise he'll be useless there.
I hate that little POS almost as much as I do obama and Her Thighness.
Wasn’t this the joint where Harry Reid found himself in bed with a dead hooker and Tom Hagen sitting in a chair right next to the bed.
Thank You!
Sounds like they want to screw the senator like he did the TAXPAYERS.... :-)
keyboard spew alert
No wonder his wife used the frying pan and the husband trainer to Harry’s noggin, he spent time at the brothel.
I’d bet Dingy Reid knows that place so well he could walk around that place in the dark.
Let’s not forget that the NRA will also lose a loyal member of the Senate . . .
I don’t know about a Senator showing up at a brothel - I mean, he might make the the place seem like it isn’t rerespectable.
“I don’t know about a Senator showing up at a brothel - I mean, he might make the the place seem like it isn’t respectable.”
That is a distinction without a difference. People are being screwed in both places. It’s just that in a brothel it’s consensual (and you are more likely to get what you paid for).
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