What? Ole gator didnt take the time to stew mr turtle?
Can he please take out Zer0
Alligators used to sun themselves in sand traps on my parents’ course. As a rule, they can be considered loose impediments.
I had a friend who spent his off hours pitching marshmallows to the alligators sunning themselves on the Hillsborough river where it runs through the FSU golf course. When golfers hit a ball to within sight of the river it would erupt in froth as dozens of gators surged up and swallowed the ball. You should have seen the expressions on the golfers.
Big sucka!
Would make several nice suitcases along with matching boots.
If a neighbor attacked my little dog while on a leash walk, I could probably shoot him and be within my rights. But if an alligator attacks my dog and I shoot him, I go directly to jail. Being politically correct around an alligator the size of this one is, though well-intended, stupid and dangerous. I live in a senior gated community with 11 foot Gators in the back yard. It is just a matter of time, then the same libs will say, “oh my, we really should so something about the gators.” Why give a potential killer fame and glory with Facebook? When a human killer is exposed, they take the page down. (germanwings)
He had bleached out white, I thought he was dead or dying ...
But in reality the mud on him dried out and turned white...
We were literally 2 or 3 feet away when he lifted his massive head and started eyeballing us...
My wife still won't forgive me for scaring the crap out if her..LOL...
Shoot! Lizabeth, Shoot!
Since “Goliath” is worth something like $40 per foot, all they need to do is call a Swamp People. Within a week he will be tanned and fried.
He’s coming out of hiding now that Muschamp is gone.
Why do alligator’s like hanging out on the golf course?
Because they don’t have blow holes!
Yum.
5.56mm
Go Gators!