"In Russia, canned herring eats YOU."
Posted on 02/04/2015 7:59:47 PM PST by The Unknown Republican
She may never eat tuna again.
A British mom got a shock last week when she opened a can of Princes tuna and claims she saw a little creature staring back at her.
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"In Russia, canned herring eats YOU."
I’m done wit free republic
I am done being grossed out by these no news stries
Contribute?! To this??
Eeenough!
Stanne. Have you ever seen a Commie eat a can of tuna?
That’s right. You will never see a Rooskie eating tuna.
Sturgeon is all they eat. And the roe of the sturgeon.
Because they have steel teeth. The commies, not the fish.
It’s one of the most monstrously conceived plots ever imagined, Stanne. And their goal?
To sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids with the larvae of Aliens harvested from alien egg beds on the dark side of Mars.
We’re counting on you Stanne.
In all fairness you didn’t have to look. After all, the title pretty much gave it away.
LOL!
Kind of a weak opus there, stanne. Could you try again please, this time with more verve and feeling? Thanks...
Sorry Charlie, Princes doesn’t want parasites with good taste, Princes wants parasites that taste good.
Your posting history shows you have an interest in non-political, barely news stories. Make up your mind.
That was probably the caramel coloring /corn syrup concoction they use in making the soda; I’ve found it too from time to time. It can get thick like caramel candy and sometimes it doesn’t get thoroughly mixed in.
Admittedly it DOES feel like chewing tobacco spit, and though it tastes like caramel the natural physical reaction to the unpleasant surprise overrides the sense of taste and out it comes. Ack. I know the difference though because I once came back into a room and grabbed a can of pop I’d been drinking without realizing that the janitor had spit his chaw in it earlier- he thought it was his trusty spit can. Now that was a hundred times worse than the caramel globs.
OK then Stanne.
Sorry to see you go.
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Oh, and don't buy any tuna.
;-)
The third word in that sentence is spelled "with." And a period goes at the end.
"I am done being grossed out by these no news stries"
My, you seem to be so upset that you're dropping letters everywhere. The last word is spelled "stories" and as with the first sentence, a period goes at the end.
"Contribute?! To this??"
You don't get to save up your punctuation and use it later. One mark per sentence, please.
"Eeenough!"
As with punctuation, letters left out of previous sentences do not entitle you to use extras later on. One "E" is enough.
Thanks! I love adorable little Grumpy:)
Shy with Consonants .....superfluous with vowels. Scrabble yin and yang.
What does that mean? Kind of like when Bumble Bee bought out the last sardine factory in USA/Maine and then closed it.
http://bangordailynews.com/2010/04/14/news/nations-last-sardine-cannery-closing/
Some one is gonna make a killing off the plush toy version...
‘smatter? At least it is chicken!
Long, long ago I unloaded soda trucks and sorted the return bottles for washing, for $3.02/hour.
I’ve never drunk from a deposit bottle since then.
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