Posted on 02/04/2015 7:23:02 PM PST by jobim
Washington (AP) - There is a growing trend in the arena of psychological pathology called Conflation Disorder (CD) in which a person conflates one object, or incident, or person, with another.
An NBC anchorman, Brian Williams, recently confessed to conflating being on a helicopter in Iraq which was forced down by enemy fire, with riding a helicopter into that same area under perfectly safe conditions, sipping an Old Fashion and reading Voltaire. A Stanford University Professor, caught in a seedy motel with a coed, had actually conflated the voluptuous 19 year old blond with his 60 year old girthy wife, and the NoTell Motel with his Lake Shore Drive Condominium.
"It's more of a problem than people realize," said Psychologist Sigfreud James, with the Institute of the Mind at Dartmouth University. "What we until recently called a 'bald lie' is now known to stem from this peculiar disorder," James said. He also said that those suffering from CD are almost exclusively Ivy League graduates of high achievement. "This group has had the finest education in the land, and so we began to look for underlying causes of their mismemories," James explained. "Their high ethical standards would preclude simple lying."
"The intensity of their lives, their surpassing moral foundation, place great strain on their psyche, causing this confusion of the real with the imagined," James Said. "We recently examined a partner from a big asbestos litigation law firm recently, who had conflated his bank account with a client of his, an Alzheimer sufferer in his 90s," said James. "Certainly a well-respected attorney would be incapable of such subterfuge without some underlying patholgy," James concluded.
Great!
Was I “pinging myself” if I thought I was a moderator?! ... LOL ...
Amen.
(Does anyone remember “Church Burnings, in Arkansas”? That’s when everything started going to hell.)
People nowadays think that just Saying things, is the same as speaking Truth. Even worse, they think that Talking about something is the same as Doing something, or Accomplishing something.
I often think that the masses that fall for all of this stuff are more guilty than the ones who instigate it.
Father in Heaven: Please Protect my Country!
-JT
Brian Williams is a conflater? Well, NBC is full of them. You can’t swing a dead skunk at NBC without hitting a bunch of conflaters. And man, is it fun!
“You want to meet my little friend Pepe LePew? Well, here he is! (Thunk! Thunk! Thunk!)
Hey! I’m not upset ... just being obsessive and passing time this evening ... :-) ...
Careful - as the Nuns used to tell us: An idle mind is the Devil’s workshop. Don’t go conflating that root beer in the fridge with a frothy Sierra Nevada Torpedo!
I thought it was pretty cool, and apropos.
-JT
“conflation disorder” - better known as lying
Sometimes it is further complicated by inflation (of one’s ego) disorder, to become CID, not to be confused with either Criminal Investigation Division or, for that matter, Ruy Diaz.
bttt
Is this a joke?
LOL...our prez, who is reputed to be one of those Ivy Leaguers, definitely suffers from CD, but not as much as we suffer listening to his whoppers.
> Is this a joke?
Does it matter? If it isn’t it’s fake-but-accurate, if it is it’s still mocking the news establishment.
You get that 24/7 on the Conflation News Network
Need a “like” button on that!
Even better than the original post!
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