Alan Grayson's divorce trial delayed by leaking breast implants

Washington Examiner ^ | January 21, 2015 | Kelly Cohen

[billorites]

A trial surrounding Rep. Alan Grayson’s wife’s alleged bigamy has been delayed due to an unlikely medical reason.

Lolita Grayson filed court papers this week saying she had been suffering from chest pains. When she went to a hospital to find out the cause, she was told she needed emergency surgery to remove her leaking breast implants and scar tissue, according to the Associated Press.

The surgery was Monday; the trial had been scheduled for Thursday in Orlando and has now been rescheduled for March.

"Due to this medical emergency, wife is unable to prepare for or attend the trial," her attorney said in a court filing.

Grayson sued her husband, the Democratic Congressman from Florida’s 9th District, for divorce last year after 24 years of marriage.

However, he said the marriage was invalid because she was never divorced from her first husband. She denies that charge. The trial seeks to determine whether bigamy was committed when the two wed.

[V_TWIN]

anybody remember this little gem?

http://lonelyconservative.com/2010/04/alan-grayson-unhinged-interrupts-local-gop-meeting-at-perkins-family-restaurant/

[Farmer Dean]

Now there’s a couple who had problems getting the bedroom lighting adjusted properly.

[bgill]

Appropriately named.

[skeeter]

I didn’t know they could implant those under a persons chin.

[Eaker]

She'd have been better off with a face replacement.

The very words from my mouth!

A true three bagger.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

It’s funny ... in all the threads about how wonderful women from the Philippines are, nobody’s mentioned Lolita Grayson.

Shhhh. We don't want to spoil their little fantasy world.

Or do we?

[billorites]

[Tax-chick]

Nah, no payoff in it ... but when I read, “Asian women are special,” I’ll think of Lolita and snicker.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You are, as always, nicer then me.

Having lived in Asia, South America and Africa, I do more then snicker, I laugh right out loud. People are people. There are nice ones and evil ones and every shade in between.

[Tax-chick]

I have to keep my mirth subdued, or a crowd gathers to see why I’m laughing.

[sheana]

I would’ve spent the money on my face instead of breasts if I looked like that.

[Tax-chick]

I think the money she spent on her face is WHY she looks like that. That’s a plastic surgery face, not a normal woman getting older face.

[lee martell]

That must be Lolita’s Avatar, the image she has of herself.

[jalisco555]

I think the money she spent on her face is WHY she looks like that. That’s a plastic surgery face, not a normal woman getting older face.

Exactly what I thought too. That's the look of bad plastic surgery.

[Tax-chick]

There is no good plastic surgery (other than reconstructive). There is a continuum of bad, from “a tiny bit alien” to “Duchess of Alba.”

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I didn't know Alan had breast implants!

Does make sense, though.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: I laugh right out loud. ::

Around my house, we call that “ROR”...raugh-out-roud!

[RichInOC]

Oh, hers. Never mind.

[jalisco555]

There is no good plastic surgery (other than reconstructive). There is a continuum of bad, from “a tiny bit alien” to “Duchess of Alba.”

I take your point. Even well-done, i.e. non-hideous facelifts are pretty easy to spot. And, of course, the hands never lie.