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Study Finds Most Infantrymen Want Females In Their Platoons (Satire)
DuffleBlog ^
| 01/11/15
| Maxx Butthurt
Posted on 01/11/2015 11:36:06 AM PST by Cry if I Wanna
THE PENTAGON A new gender integration study set to be released this week found that nearly 96 percent of infantrymen in the Army and Marine Corps would be very excited to have women integrated into their units, especially during combat deployments, Duffel Blog has learned.
Naturally there were some patterns we saw after issuing the surveys, Maj. Rodrick Hamill, a spokesman for the Pentagon, told reporters. Almost all soldiers who described themselves as pro female insisted that the women inducted be in top physical condition, and disease-free.
(Excerpt) Read more at duffelblog.com ...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: army; marinecorps; military
To: Cry if I Wanna
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posted on
01/11/2015 11:37:20 AM PST
by
HiTech RedNeck
(Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
To: Cry if I Wanna
OK,... what do their Wives’s, Fiance's or Girl Friend's at home say?
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posted on
01/11/2015 11:45:47 AM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else need s said?)
To: Cry if I Wanna
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posted on
01/11/2015 11:47:37 AM PST
by
PROCON
(Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
To: Cry if I Wanna
Someone has to make the sammiches!
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posted on
01/11/2015 11:49:18 AM PST
by
null and void
(The aggregate effect of competitive capitalism is indistinguishable from magic)
To: Cry if I Wanna
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posted on
01/11/2015 11:56:51 AM PST
by
Defiant
(Please excuse Mr. Clinton for his involvement with young girls. --Epstein's Mother)
To: Cry if I Wanna
I recall Major Winter, who, as Lt. Winter, was company commander of Easy Company on D-Day, Bastogne, during Market-Garden, and battalion commander on into Brechtesgarten, said how we could have had whipped the Nazis months sooner if he’d had a couple of WACS in each platoon. /s
After the war he was offered a Regular Army commission. He was wise to decline and return to civilian life.
These people are morons.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Women in the Navy is obviously a smashing success. nearly all are returned to off duty status due to pregnancy. Amazing how going to sea increases fecundity.
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posted on
01/11/2015 12:44:37 PM PST
by
Louis Foxwell
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To: Louis Foxwell
“Amazing how going to sea increases fecundity.”
It’s the Seamen.
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posted on
01/11/2015 3:46:04 PM PST
by
dljordan
(WhoVoltaire: "To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.")
To: dljordan
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posted on
01/11/2015 3:50:45 PM PST
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: Cry if I Wanna
Study Finds Most Infantrymen Want Females In Their Platoons
Why not? There's still uniforms to be washed, barracks to be cleaned and meals to be cooked.........
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posted on
01/11/2015 3:52:21 PM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(I'm a man of no-color and proud of it.)
To: Cry if I Wanna
To: Cry if I Wanna
What’s new? Willie and Joe felt the same way.
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posted on
01/11/2015 6:40:02 PM PST
by
Spok
("What're you going to believe-me or your own eyes?" -Marx (Groucho))
To: dljordan
That’s right, blame it on the men, as though women had nothing to do with it.
You are undoubtedly correct. It is most definitely the seamen.
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posted on
01/11/2015 7:06:26 PM PST
by
Louis Foxwell
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