Posted on 12/11/2014 8:55:25 AM PST by Biggirl
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lololol
Like pee’n while drunk
lmao
Hard to play with your hands up all the time.
Rush, the can’t take the test stems from the can’t take the test because a dorm mate died.
Man,you ain’t well
Love the stuff.
Hey Katleen...
I’m going to go out on a limb here.
I bet if you are black, and dressed in casual business attire, no one follows you around with suspicion.
Conversely, if you are black, wearing baggies and actin a foo, I bet you do.
Except for the Rams—they won 52-0.
How about some mayonnaise and sour cream?
Yeah but Oakland had hands in the air too.
Be sure to use half and half in your coffee instead of milk or skim. If you're going to do that you might as well drink it black.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Sour cream,for God’s sake it tells ya up front it’ sour
Sylvia said she voted for McCain, then Obama.
(Slaps forehead.)
Thank you.
Sour, but not rotten. And you get to pay extra for it!
A real croissant and coffee is a wonderful thing.
She is a dishonest fool. If she thinks McCain and Obama are pure, she is a wrong. Obama is the worst in decades. Hundreds of millions of dollars for boondoggles to friends of his.
I can’t believe I just indulged in football chat.
When my son was taking Tae Kwon Do I could get it through Grand Master Park. Now that was some good eats.
"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Sillya attended the “Millionaires and billionaires” seminar, I see.
She eats her own poop
Probally with sour cream
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