You’ll Laugh! You’ll Cry! Obama FIRST DATE Flick Coming To Theater Near You

Daily Caller ^ | 12/6/14 | Eric Owens

[SoFloFreeper]

....Obama’s approval rating hit 38 percent this fall and currently hovers in the very low 40s.

Presumably, then, upwards of 124 million (out of 308 million total) Americans are totally clamoring to see a movie about the first date experienced by Obama and his wife, first lady Michelle Obama.

That movie, a serious drama titled “Southside With You,” is slated to begin shooting on location in Chicago in July.

[SkyDancer]

....You’ll poke your eye out after seeing this. Whomever finances this thing would be better off to just burn their money in a wood stove. At least something would be gained from it this time of year.

[Kenny Bunk]

Just STFU and reserve two seats for Michelle. Take out the armrest. Reggie and Barry will share a seat, but please, not in the same row as Michelle. OK?

[mylife]

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Do you remember the Bill and Hillary dance? Seriously, it was shown on the Today Show. I can’t find it but, it was just a stupid samba.

[SkyDancer]

They’ll have their private viewing at the WH with all their racist friends bawling and clapping with them ....

[al_c]

Theaters? It should go directly to the Lifetime Channel.

[goodnesswins]

Nah...they’ll just do like what dems do with their books....buy a bunch of tickets and give them out free...and make union members watch it...oh and every child in public school

[Signalman]

The predominant viewers of this movie:

350lb white women, watching with their gay friend on Lifetime, while consuming a quart of haagen dazs.

[PoloSec]

I would not doubt that if you dig deep enough this movie is being paid for with tax dollars.

[Nevadan]

Who wants to guess the actors they will pick to play Obola and his wife? They will of course pick people who are far more attractive than the real thing. I am guessing they will pick Denzel Washington & Halle Barry.

[JPG]

Honey, please get me some popcorn, a Coke, and, oh, a barf bag.

[dead]

The “Crying Game” scene should be funny.

[Buckeye McFrog]

This almost guarantees that Mystery Science Theater 3000 will be revived in about twenty years.

[Dr. Thorne]

Is this about his first date with Frank Marshall Davis the notorius pervert?

[bgill]

I seriously doubt it’s coming to a theater near me in Conservative Town, Texas.

[dead]

They are a weird cult. Actual Facebook posts below.

[Fresh Wind]

You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! You’ll vomit.

[Iron Munro]

Act 1, Scene 1, Opie Meets Moochie

[Iron Munro]

I can't wait to find out who plays Larry Sinclair!

Bawney Fwank.

[Ted Grant]

Starring Wesley Snipes and RuPaul.