Ewe: Fresno State student arrested in sheep sexual assault

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | November 14, 2014 | By Kale Williams

[Oldeconomybuyer]

A Fresno State University student is facing sexual assault charges and a sheep is being monitored by veterinarians after a bizarre incident at the Central Valley school, ABC7 Los Angeles reported.

What is being referred to as the “sheep incident” has shaken up Fresno State after a student heard noises coming from a barn and found a 23-year-old man having sex with one of the ewes.

The unidentified student responsible for the deed told police he had drank alcohol and was stressed out about a midterm, but offered up no other defense of his actions.

[sloop]

the fad started by thaaaaaad chochan

[Gamecock]

Future Clemson Grad Student.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Brokeback sheep need love too.

[Gamecock]

You win.

[tflabo]

A modern day perverted shepherd who goes a little farther than just watching over his flock by night.

[Slings and Arrows]

Only until the next lawsuit.

[tflabo]

Sodomize of the Lambs.
Is that you Clariece?

[jcon40]

Perfect for the slogan for Fresno State
Discovery Diversity Distinction

39 comments in and no rubber knee boot jokes clearly there are few real Sheepers here

[builder]

All he has to do is prove consent at every stage along the way.

Baaa , doesn't mean - no.

Sorry, but this is just too sick. trying to laugh.

[lormand]

I'm guessing that your comment was not sarcasm since it is my belief that you cannot parody the left. “Gay Marriage€ opens the door to legalized bestiality. What will be the “phobia€ name given to those who oppose it?

[Chode]

poor Annabell...

[KoRn]

Geeez!!!!

Is it REALLY ILLEGAL to have sex with sheep??????

Just damn!!!!

[Darksheare]

Where was Thad Cochran?

[morphing libertarian]

May be close. There are still some Basque shepherds in the big valley.

[morphing libertarian]

We have legistiality. The populace is constantly being screwed by the government.

[bigbob]

Well played!

[xp38]

Gene Wilder is available

[Slings and Arrows]

And they call this a free country!

[Slings and Arrows]

Drooling.

[scrabblehack]

My guess is fraternity hazing (this is not new - it happened when I was in college). I’m not completely certain it was true because the guy didn’t get caught like this one did.