Posted on 11/15/2014 10:00:45 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
A Fresno State University student is facing sexual assault charges and a sheep is being monitored by veterinarians after a bizarre incident at the Central Valley school, ABC7 Los Angeles reported.
What is being referred to as the “sheep incident” has shaken up Fresno State after a student heard noises coming from a barn and found a 23-year-old man having sex with one of the ewes.
The unidentified student responsible for the deed told police he had drank alcohol and was stressed out about a midterm, but offered up no other defense of his actions.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
The Gay Sheep Alliance will be taking the college to court!
Can’t wait to see what sort of comments this article draws...........
Baaaaaaad boy!
He should have pleaded innocent by way of Islam.
Your a baaaa man... a very baaaa man
My husband is a proud alum. So far as I know, however, he did not hang out in the sheep barn. I’m looking forward to his take on this incident.
That swirling toilet bowl known as modern civilization speeds up a bit.
Why are you laughing at me? What I got the ugly one
“... is being monitored by veterinarians...”
Just give it the morning after pill. Should be fine...
Old joke
Hey do you know how to make a “U” turn?
No but i know how to make her eyes roll!
I am the blah sheep of FR
Ah, yes... another classic case of agricultural vandalism.
The rather rude, adult themed “Thanks, Smokey!” on YouTube. Subject matter NSFW, but funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE
But, would Laz????
Please click here for this California Special Interest license plate : “Where the Sheep Are Nervous”
There's an old joke about a guy going into a pub, and strikes ups a conversation with a Scot.
The Scot says, "See that bridge out the window? I built it, but do they call me 'MacGregor the Bridge-Builder'? Not on your life."
This here pub that the two of us are drinking in, I built it, but do they call me 'MacGregor the Pub-Builder'? No they don't!"
"But if you [Frenso-State] one sheep..."
Everyone has their little secrets...Watch for Woolite stains.
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