[tophat9000]

Old joke

Hey do you know how to make a “U” turn?

No but i know how to make her eyes roll!

[I-ambush]

What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep rancher?
Answer: Mick shouts,”Hey, you, get off of my cloud!”, while the sheep rancher shouts, “Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!”