[Calvin Locke]

"Ewe'll never know, how much I love ewe..."

There's an old joke about a guy going into a pub, and strikes ups a conversation with a Scot.

The Scot says, "See that bridge out the window? I built it, but do they call me 'MacGregor the Bridge-Builder'? Not on your life."

This here pub that the two of us are drinking in, I built it, but do they call me 'MacGregor the Pub-Builder'? No they don't!"

"But if you [Frenso-State] one sheep..."

[Ken H]

Mick Jagger => 'Hey you, get off of my cloud!'

Angus the farmer => 'Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!'