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Russian Lawmaker Proposes Mailing Putin Sperm to Impregnate Russian Women
The New York Observer ^ | 11/06/14 | By Kevin B. Sanders

Posted on 11/07/2014 9:19:52 AM PST by Grzegorz 246

'Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President'

“The essence of my proposition is simple”, says the Chairwoman Of Parliamentary Commission on Women’s affairs, Children and Family, Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina. “Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President, get pregnant from him and have a baby. These mothers will be receiving special allowances from the government.”

“And after the birth of the child, he will have to be given to be raised into the special institutions that resemble Souvorov Schools with the aim that he will be loyal to the Motherland and personally to the President of RF.” A Souvorov school resembled the “military boarding school” concept familiar to Americans and RF means Russian Federation.

“Children born from the Russian president in the future will form the military and political elite of the state,” Ms. Mizoulina is quoted as saying (her name is sometimes spelled Mizulina).

(Excerpt) Read more at observer.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: coldwar2; napl; putin; russia; sovietreunion; vladputin
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To: Grzegorz 246

Wouldn’t it be easier for Putin to visit these eager women?

He’ll see more of the countryside this way.


41 posted on 11/07/2014 9:57:42 AM PST by 353FMG
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To: Grzegorz 246

Mail your sperm to Putin so he can go and impregnate some Russian woman?


42 posted on 11/07/2014 10:01:20 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: 353FMG
Wouldn’t it be easier for Putin to visit these eager women? He’ll see more of the countryside this way.

Sorta lends a whole new meaning to "press the flesh", eh?


43 posted on 11/07/2014 10:02:16 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Grzegorz 246

Pierce’s reading of the will.


44 posted on 11/07/2014 10:04:38 AM PST by dangerdoc ((this space for rent))
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To: GYPSY286
Sometimes I feel like I’m living in a Tom Clancy novel.

It feels more like "The Twilight Zone" to me...

45 posted on 11/07/2014 10:05:23 AM PST by Smittie (Just like an alien, I'm a stranger in a strange land)
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To: samtheman

That film did have one heck of a surprise ending. Didn’t realize it was Ellison’s work, but it fits with his style.


46 posted on 11/07/2014 10:12:50 AM PST by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Charles Martel

I loved the ending. I didn’t know it was Ellison until just now.


47 posted on 11/07/2014 10:25:56 AM PST by samtheman
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To: Grzegorz 246

Who does this lawmaker think Putin is, Jesse Jackson?


48 posted on 11/07/2014 10:35:08 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: Grzegorz 246

Vladimir Beefcake runs around with his shirt off so often it makes me question whether women are his intended audience.


49 posted on 11/07/2014 10:46:11 AM PST by gdani (Ebola has exposed the U.S. as fearful, easy-to-manipulate weaklings)
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To: Grzegorz 246; Slings and Arrows

His hands are going to get tired. Milking machine?


50 posted on 11/07/2014 10:50:32 AM PST by Trillian
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To: Grzegorz 246
"“Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President, get pregnant from him and have a baby. These mothers will be receiving special allowances from the government.”

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I feel like I'm reading a Kurt Vonnegut novel.

51 posted on 11/07/2014 10:59:50 AM PST by hummingbird (US = Koyaanisqatsi.)
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To: hummingbird

Two words, Vlad baby.

Zinc supplements!


52 posted on 11/07/2014 11:03:10 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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53 posted on 11/07/2014 11:05:16 AM PST by Arkansas Toothpick
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To: Buckeye McFrog

*snicker*


54 posted on 11/07/2014 11:07:53 AM PST by hummingbird (US = Koyaanisqatsi.)
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To: a fool in paradise; Trillian; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Why not? He's the biggest d*** in Russia.


55 posted on 11/07/2014 12:41:05 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Amazingly, the Dupa member in question (yes, I know it’s “Duma”. Your point?) was not Vlad Zhirinovsky. (Of course, if it’d been Zhirinovsky, he probably would have recommended sending his own stuff.)

When I suggested on here that Putin’s plan for fixing Russia’s demographic power dive was to go door-to-door and do it himself, I was only joking. God love the Russians, they may actually try it.


56 posted on 11/07/2014 2:32:51 PM PST by RichInOC ("It's good to be tsar.")
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To: Slings and Arrows
Brides are lining up and getting their dresses out of mothballs. This might get ugly. ;)


57 posted on 11/07/2014 2:40:27 PM PST by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Daffynition

It just did.


58 posted on 11/07/2014 2:56:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: afraidfortherepublic
Who does Putin think he is? Ghengis Khan?

Charlemagne?

http://sandwalk.blogspot.com/2009/10/are-you-descedant-of-charlemagne.html

59 posted on 11/07/2014 5:29:19 PM PST by Does so (SCOTUS Newbies Imperil USA...)
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To: Grzegorz 246

Didn’t Plato write about a similar society a few thousand years ago? Well, except he had gold, silver and bronze people, and realized that it wouldn’t work in real life. I have no idea if this dumb woman has any doubts.

Here’s a better idea: remove Putin’s brain and study it to determine why he’s such a megalomaniacal jackass.


60 posted on 11/07/2014 6:31:38 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The mods stole my tagline.)
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