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Russian Lawmaker Proposes Mailing Putin Sperm to Impregnate Russian Women
The New York Observer ^ | 11/06/14 | By Kevin B. Sanders

Posted on 11/07/2014 9:19:52 AM PST by Grzegorz 246

'Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President'

“The essence of my proposition is simple”, says the Chairwoman Of Parliamentary Commission on Women’s affairs, Children and Family, Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina. “Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President, get pregnant from him and have a baby. These mothers will be receiving special allowances from the government.”

“And after the birth of the child, he will have to be given to be raised into the special institutions that resemble Souvorov Schools with the aim that he will be loyal to the Motherland and personally to the President of RF.” A Souvorov school resembled the “military boarding school” concept familiar to Americans and RF means Russian Federation.

“Children born from the Russian president in the future will form the military and political elite of the state,” Ms. Mizoulina is quoted as saying (her name is sometimes spelled Mizulina).

(Excerpt) Read more at observer.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: coldwar2; napl; putin; russia; sovietreunion; vladputin
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1 posted on 11/07/2014 9:19:52 AM PST by Grzegorz 246
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To: Grzegorz 246
We tried that here.


2 posted on 11/07/2014 9:21:15 AM PST by dfwgator (The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
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To: dfwgator

I wonder if those Russian citizens who “identify” as females will be eligible?


3 posted on 11/07/2014 9:22:17 AM PST by rfreedom4u (Do you know who Barry Soetoro is?)
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To: dfwgator

Yea but then those kids in Russia could lead the Bear Calvary in Russia! Shirtless! ;)


4 posted on 11/07/2014 9:22:48 AM PST by Norm Lenhart (Feet to the fire folks. YOU PROMISED!)
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To: Grzegorz 246

Send it bottle to Debbie Wassermann Shultz. What she doesn’t use, she could use for mouthwash.


5 posted on 11/07/2014 9:23:01 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: dfwgator

LOL!!


6 posted on 11/07/2014 9:23:29 AM PST by Slyfox (To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
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To: Grzegorz 246

i propose obtaining it the same way they get it from bulls...


7 posted on 11/07/2014 9:23:44 AM PST by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Grzegorz 246
SURELY that muts be the pinnacle of sarcasm?

no problem Obies on the case...


8 posted on 11/07/2014 9:23:44 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill)
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To: Grzegorz 246

Creepy.


9 posted on 11/07/2014 9:24:16 AM PST by Black Agnes
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To: dfwgator

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in months!! Thank you for the belly laugh.


10 posted on 11/07/2014 9:24:26 AM PST by RinaseaofDs
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To: Grzegorz 246

Hitler never thought of impregnating women like that.


11 posted on 11/07/2014 9:24:48 AM PST by Slyfox (To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
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To: Grzegorz 246; GeronL; Slings and Arrows
'Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President'

Going to have to hook up Putiepoot to a milk machine like the guy in Harlan Ellison's A Boy And His Dog.


12 posted on 11/07/2014 9:25:31 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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To: Slyfox
Hitler never thought of impregnating women like that.

Well he only had one ball.

13 posted on 11/07/2014 9:25:44 AM PST by dfwgator (The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
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To: rfreedom4u

“I wonder if those Russian citizens who “identify” as females will be eligible?”

Not as much a problem in Russia as it is in East Germany. You had to take a urine test in order to prove you were a woman. Two part test - visual inspection, and the actual hormone check.


14 posted on 11/07/2014 9:26:00 AM PST by RinaseaofDs
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To: dfwgator
Just one example of why this never turns out well....


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15 posted on 11/07/2014 9:26:58 AM PST by DoughtyOne (The mid-term elections were perfect for him. Now Obama can really lead from behind.)
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To: Grzegorz 246
A propos:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2010/08/1-in-200-men-direct-descendants-of-genghis-khan/#.VF0Aq8k0t8E
16 posted on 11/07/2014 9:27:42 AM PST by golux
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To: Grzegorz 246

Onion?


17 posted on 11/07/2014 9:28:19 AM PST by catfish1957 (Everything I needed to know about Islam was written on 11 Sep 2001)
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To: Grzegorz 246

The Boys from Leningrad.

Has anybody asked Putin if he wants to spend the rest of his life uh... ‘producing’ the necessary material into jars several times a day?

LMAO


18 posted on 11/07/2014 9:28:30 AM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Grzegorz 246

There might be a handful of Freepers wanting in on that. He does have a fan club.


19 posted on 11/07/2014 9:31:21 AM PST by elhombrelibre (Against Obama. Against Putin. Pro-freedom. Pro-US Constitution.)
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To: dfwgator; All

And Goebbels had two, but they were pretty small...Himmler had something sim’lar, but Goering has got no balls at all!


20 posted on 11/07/2014 9:33:16 AM PST by notdownwidems (Washington DC has become the enemy of free people everywhere)
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