Russian Lawmaker Proposes Mailing Putin Sperm to Impregnate Russian Women

The New York Observer ^ | 11/06/14 | By Kevin B. Sanders

[Grzegorz 246]

'Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President'

“The essence of my proposition is simple”, says the Chairwoman Of Parliamentary Commission on Women’s affairs, Children and Family, Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina. “Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President, get pregnant from him and have a baby. These mothers will be receiving special allowances from the government.”

“And after the birth of the child, he will have to be given to be raised into the special institutions that resemble Souvorov Schools with the aim that he will be loyal to the Motherland and personally to the President of RF.” A Souvorov school resembled the “military boarding school” concept familiar to Americans and RF means Russian Federation.

“Children born from the Russian president in the future will form the military and political elite of the state,” Ms. Mizoulina is quoted as saying (her name is sometimes spelled Mizulina).

[Joe 6-pack]

In mother Russia, Putin put in pudin’!

[GeronL]

So the next generation of Russia would all be related to Putin? One big in-bred country?

[pepsi_junkie]

This proposal is creepy idolization of a politician. But that said, any discussion of Russian women causes me to ruminate on what I consider to be the greatest propaganda victory of the cold war. They told us that Russian women all looked like this:

When in reality they look like this:

No doubt this prevented thousands of US soldiers and sailors from defecting. ;-)

[Da Coyote]

Send some to Moochelle, too.

[a fool in paradise]

Would they still get a medal for turning their parents in as enemies of the state???

[Milton Miteybad]

If there was ever a "sex-by-mail" candidate, Yelena Borisovna Mizulina is it. Additionally, Ms. Mizulina is the subject of an online petition requiring her to undergo a psychiatric evaluation.

[GeronL]

I am sure all the other men in Russia feel unworthy and unnecessary too

[dfwgator]

They look like Red X’s?

[sphinx]

Is Putin ill? Any self-respecting czar would do it the old fashioned way ....

[llevrok]

when the time comes, let’s see who will give Mad Vlad a helping hand

[Cicero]

Evidently Putin has been reading up on Genghis Khan. He fathered more descendants than anyone else in history, according to the genetic evidence.

[Moonman62]

Putin is a kleptocrat who stole billions and rose to power because he was in the right place at the right time. There is nothing special about his genetics.

[Defiant]

Maybe this lawmaker should be the one to collect it.

[samtheman]

LOL!

[Defiant]

[Bratch]

In the interests of total disclosure, I must point out that the producers of that film provided an adequate counterpoint to the good Colonel.

[samtheman]

That was a great movie.

[fishtank]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_Idaho

[afraidfortherepublic]

Who does Putin think he is? Ghengis Khan?

[GYPSY286]

Sometimes I feel like I’m living in a Tom Clancy novel.