Beam me up Scotty.
1 posted on
10/19/2014 7:14:14 AM PDT by
rktman
To: rktman
Some agencies need to be eliminated and others just need their budget cut by 90%, so they can focus on their primary mission and quit trying to run our lives.
2 posted on
10/19/2014 7:16:20 AM PDT by
G Larry
(Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
To: rktman
Their website had another blog post that week advocating ditching the marshmallows and to use fruit like pineapple etc in s’mores instead.
To: rktman
Wouldn’t be prudent to get between my kids and their smores.
4 posted on
10/19/2014 7:19:20 AM PDT by
glock rocks
(Never have so few, come so far, for so little - Alton Brown)
To: rktman
Supplemental guide on how to make smores?
5 posted on
10/19/2014 7:24:52 AM PDT by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
To: rktman
There is no intelligent life on the third rock from the sun.
6 posted on
10/19/2014 7:26:43 AM PDT by
Don Corleone
("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
To: rktman
My first day of work with the U.S. Forest Service was spent in a class covering how not to step in holes.
8 posted on
10/19/2014 7:30:08 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: rktman
and..... the writer for the Forest Service had a degree in Marine Biology and is making a difference
9 posted on
10/19/2014 7:34:41 AM PDT by
bert
((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc.;+12 ..... Obama is public enemy #1)
To: rktman
I can hardly wait for the government to come out with a much-needed guide and safety rules on popcorn.
You can't be too careful with that stuff because it (gasp) explodes!
10 posted on
10/19/2014 7:36:50 AM PDT by
Zakeet
(Obama: fail ... deny ... blame ... golf ... distract ... lie ... repeat)
To: rktman; ConservingFreedom; Unam Sanctam; x_plus_one; Patton@Bastogne; Oldeconomybuyer; ...
+
Freep-mail me to get on or off my pro-life and Catholic List:
Add me / Remove me
Please ping me to note-worthy Pro-Life or Catholic threads, or other threads of general interest.
15 posted on
10/19/2014 7:46:39 AM PDT by
narses
( For the Son of man shall come ... and then will he render to every man according to his works.)
To: rktman
This comprehensive article suggests that a 10-foot buffer between children and a fire is a good rule of thumb. Roasting sticks should be at least 30 inches in length. Wonder what's called for to roast a Hot-Dog?
17 posted on
10/19/2014 7:52:05 AM PDT by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: rktman
Love the headline, think I’ll steal it to apply selected libs.
18 posted on
10/19/2014 7:52:17 AM PDT by
T-Bird45
(It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
To: rktman
Best use of the guide is to use it to start the fire.
To: rktman
They would be doing something useful if they put out a guide on how to keep bears away from your campsite.
No, the one they put out doesn’t work, so I don’t count that. There is a way that really does work!
Pick up a few cans of cheap spray paint, and a bacon rind from the local butcher shop.
Smear the bacon rind all over the cans of paint, and toss them in different places 50 yards out, all around your campsite.
Trust me, the bears will smell them before anything else.
One exploding paint can in their mouth will forever satisfy their curiosity of campsites within 10 miles of that location!
26 posted on
10/19/2014 9:22:23 AM PDT by
Beagle8U
(If illegal aliens are undocumented immigrants, then shoplifters are undocumented customers.)
To: rktman
Hot! Don’t touch!
There, saved 697 words and if the kid ignores the warning he’ll remember that fire burns and burns hurt. He will be more careful in the future.
33 posted on
10/19/2014 10:03:21 AM PDT by
Calamari
(Pass enough laws and everyone is guilty of something.)
To: rktman
WND hits new low in sensational journalism.
To: rktman
Control freaks talk too much.
39 posted on
10/19/2014 11:32:08 AM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson