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Beam me up Scotty.
1 posted on 10/19/2014 7:14:14 AM PDT by rktman
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Some agencies need to be eliminated and others just need their budget cut by 90%, so they can focus on their primary mission and quit trying to run our lives.


2 posted on 10/19/2014 7:16:20 AM PDT by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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Their website had another blog post that week advocating ditching the marshmallows and to use fruit like pineapple etc in s’mores instead.


3 posted on 10/19/2014 7:16:45 AM PDT by C. Edmund Wright (www.FireKarlRove.com NOW)
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Wouldn’t be prudent to get between my kids and their smores.


4 posted on 10/19/2014 7:19:20 AM PDT by glock rocks (Never have so few, come so far, for so little - Alton Brown)
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Supplemental guide on how to make smores?


5 posted on 10/19/2014 7:24:52 AM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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There is no intelligent life on the third rock from the sun.


6 posted on 10/19/2014 7:26:43 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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My first day of work with the U.S. Forest Service was spent in a class covering how not to step in holes.


8 posted on 10/19/2014 7:30:08 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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and..... the writer for the Forest Service had a degree in Marine Biology and is making a difference


9 posted on 10/19/2014 7:34:41 AM PDT by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc.;+12 ..... Obama is public enemy #1)
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I can hardly wait for the government to come out with a much-needed guide and safety rules on popcorn.

You can't be too careful with that stuff because it (gasp) explodes!

10 posted on 10/19/2014 7:36:50 AM PDT by Zakeet (Obama: fail ... deny ... blame ... golf ... distract ... lie ... repeat)
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15 posted on 10/19/2014 7:46:39 AM PDT by narses ( For the Son of man shall come ... and then will he render to every man according to his works.)
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This comprehensive article suggests that a 10-foot buffer between children and a fire is a good rule of thumb. Roasting sticks should be at least 30 inches in length.

Wonder what's called for to roast a Hot-Dog?

17 posted on 10/19/2014 7:52:05 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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Love the headline, think I’ll steal it to apply selected libs.


18 posted on 10/19/2014 7:52:17 AM PDT by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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Best use of the guide is to use it to start the fire.


21 posted on 10/19/2014 8:04:29 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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They would be doing something useful if they put out a guide on how to keep bears away from your campsite.

No, the one they put out doesn’t work, so I don’t count that. There is a way that really does work!

Pick up a few cans of cheap spray paint, and a bacon rind from the local butcher shop.

Smear the bacon rind all over the cans of paint, and toss them in different places 50 yards out, all around your campsite.

Trust me, the bears will smell them before anything else.

One exploding paint can in their mouth will forever satisfy their curiosity of campsites within 10 miles of that location!


26 posted on 10/19/2014 9:22:23 AM PDT by Beagle8U (If illegal aliens are undocumented immigrants, then shoplifters are undocumented customers.)
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Hot! Don’t touch!

There, saved 697 words and if the kid ignores the warning he’ll remember that fire burns and burns hurt. He will be more careful in the future.


33 posted on 10/19/2014 10:03:21 AM PDT by Calamari (Pass enough laws and everyone is guilty of something.)
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WND hits new low in sensational journalism.


34 posted on 10/19/2014 10:09:21 AM PDT by TexasGator
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Control freaks talk too much.


39 posted on 10/19/2014 11:32:08 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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