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To: rktman

They would be doing something useful if they put out a guide on how to keep bears away from your campsite.

No, the one they put out doesn’t work, so I don’t count that. There is a way that really does work!

Pick up a few cans of cheap spray paint, and a bacon rind from the local butcher shop.

Smear the bacon rind all over the cans of paint, and toss them in different places 50 yards out, all around your campsite.

Trust me, the bears will smell them before anything else.

One exploding paint can in their mouth will forever satisfy their curiosity of campsites within 10 miles of that location!


26 posted on 10/19/2014 9:22:23 AM PDT by Beagle8U (If illegal aliens are undocumented immigrants, then shoplifters are undocumented customers.)
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To: Beagle8U

Some guys in Alaska used to wrap bacon around a can of automotive starting fluid which is mostly ether.


28 posted on 10/19/2014 9:34:47 AM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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To: Beagle8U

But, but, but......what about contaminating the erf due to those ruptured paint cans?


35 posted on 10/19/2014 10:18:55 AM PDT by rktman ("The only thing dumber than a brood hen is a New York democrat." Mother Abagail.)
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