Truck containing 36,000 pounds of Crisco stolen

A.P ^ | October 13 2014 | No Attribution

[MeshugeMikey]

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) — A truck containing 18 tons of Crisco sticks headed to a grocery store chain distribution center was stolen in a Florida city.

St. Petersburg Police say that a tractor-trailer containing the 36,000 pounds of vegetable shortening was snatched Sunday morning.

[Captain Compassion]

LOL!

CC

[jimmyo57]

There’s just something sexy about a woman who has a butt in the front and one in the back! lol

[Mike Darancette]

For the boy’s soul?

[Nachoman]

It was taken to the Texas State Fair. They’re running critically low.

[SandRat]

Slippery Theft?

[Terry L Smith]

An AWFUL lot of cast iron using folks are going to be disappointed!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

Does Bawney Fwank have an alibi?

[a fool in paradise]

Someone’s throwing a wake for Paul Revere?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3VOVlSEkXo

[MeshugeMikey]

I haven’t ooked it up yet....but Im betting that the amount of crisco that was lost would have kept Plenty O Skillets greased for Quite a “Spell”

[MeshugeMikey]

are you using....snowsboes.....or..what?/

[MeshugeMikey]

Big BIG Texas sized Donuts

[MeshugeMikey]

Im “thinkin” teenage prank

[MeshugeMikey]

I cant think of many other possibilities other than a teenage prank...and that may be a bit over the edge

[MeshugeMikey]

at this ratem nothing will be safe on the road...except portable outhouses

[MeshugeMikey]

ahaha I have to admit here.. that I WAS thinking of San Francrisco when I posted the thread

[MeshugeMikey]

“My Blackmarket Bakery:”..../

[MeshugeMikey]

by geirge I think we may have found a significant percentage of it...

[MeshugeMikey]

Ive long held that S.F. should be Officially renamed San Francrisco./

[MeshugeMikey]

Mama’s Lil Babies needed it....for their Shortnin Bread

[MeshugeMikey]

by golly it did make it’s way to San Fracncrisco